Episode 64: Tony, We're Looking for You

Mom's out recovering from surgery this week, so Kota is joined by his good friend Melodi (aka "Hot Dog") for a special guest-host episode! What starts as filling in for Mom quickly turns into an unforgettable conversation full of laughs, homemade cocktails, and some of the internet's wildest headlines. From bats carrying rabies and Mexico's own Batman to tarot card readings, suspicious bags of "definitely not drugs," awkward medical stories, and more random tangents than we can count, this episode is packed with humor, unexpected moments, and genuine conversation. Whether you're here for the bizarre news or just enjoy hanging out with us, this is one episode you won't want to miss!

Oh... and if you happen to know a guy named Tony, tell him we're still looking for him. 😉

As always stay hydrated, take care of your mental health, and brace yourself for the unexpected.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:01

Hello everyone, and welcome to Current Chatter, Two Generations, One Noisy World, the podcast where we talk about the stories that make you laugh, question reality, and wonder how the world somehow keeps getting weirder by the day. I'm Loca, and if this is your first time here, settle in because every week, me and my son Dakota will dive into the strange, the trending, the unbelievable, and the headlines that leave us all with a collectively asking us why. From bizarre news stories and internet chaos to current events, pop culture madness, and the topics everyone can't stop talking about. Nothing is off limits here. If it's shocking, ridiculous, fascinating, controversial, or just plain confusing, we're probably talking about it. This podcast is part of commentary, part chaos, and part group therapy for people trying to survive modern life one headline at a time. So whether you're driving, cleaning your house, hiding from your responsibility, or just looking for a break from the insanity of the world around you, I'm glad you're here. Get comfortable, grab a drink, and let's get into current chatter.

SPEAKER_05 1:13

What's going on, all my chatterheads? I hope you're having a wonderful Friday. This episode's gonna be a little different. I've got my good friend. Can I use your name or do you want me to call you hot dog?

SPEAKER_02 1:24

So finally it's like a callback. It is a callback. I am hot dog, also known as Melody.

SPEAKER_05 1:31

Okay, perfect. So I've got my really good friend Melody here. She is super into Kendrick Lamar. And if you go back to episode two, I believe, when Kendrick was at the Super Bowl, I bring up hot dog because I didn't know if I could use her name at the time. But this is Live and In the Flesh, Hot Dog. Hot Dog, how are you doing today? I'm doing good. How are you? I'm doing all right. A little bit of a headache, but it's it's not too bad. The alcohol's helping.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

I was gonna say, we've got some good drinks going.

SPEAKER_05 1:58

So I don't know if you've listened to the podcast. I think I've made you listen to it once or twice. But really, all we're gonna do is we're gonna sit and have a conversation. I'm gonna read you some stories, we're gonna get your reactions so there's no pressure. We're just gonna have a good time.

SPEAKER_03 2:10

I'm here for it.

SPEAKER_05 2:11

All right. You've actually given me stories to put on a podcast. Um, if you guys remember the lemon story that came from Melody herself, she sent it to me on Instagram, and I'm fucking horrible with Instagram. The worst. The worst, dude. Like, like I I I have one. I don't remember the last time I posted anything, but I'm sure that you said me all of the things on there, right?

SPEAKER_02 2:34

No, I I stopped because I realized you weren't getting them. So now I just wait and I text you if it's super good. Which I'd like you to know. I've gotten really good at using Facebook.

SPEAKER_05 2:44

Oh, have you?

SPEAKER_02 2:45

Just for you guys.

SPEAKER_05 2:46

Oh shit. Okay, so I'm gonna start sending you reels on there and then we'll call it good. That's fantastic. So this story headline says, Boy dies from rabies after waking up with a bat in his mouth.

SPEAKER_06 3:01

What?

SPEAKER_02 3:06

Boy dies from rabies after waking up with a bat inside his mouth. Yep. Was it an instantaneous death?

SPEAKER_05 3:13

I don't think so. I don't think rabies works like that. I'm not 100% sure.

SPEAKER_02 3:17

I don't think that it does.

SPEAKER_05 3:18

All I know with rabies is you have like five or six different shots you get in your stomach, and they're like long as shit. Yeah, dude. Like, yeah, yeah, that's uh fuck that.

SPEAKER_02 3:27

So why didn't this guy go to the hopital? Hopital when he woke up with a bat in his eyes.

SPEAKER_05 3:37

Well, let's read it and find out. So I am horrible. I don't pre-read my articles, I just read the headline and I'm like, okay, that sounds fantastic. And the other times I'm like, that was dumb as fuck. So I cut a lot of my stories.

SPEAKER_02 3:50

You cut them out. Fuck yeah, I do. Well, let's see how this one rang.

SPEAKER_05 3:54

An 11-year-old Canadian boy has died from rabies after waking up with a bat on his nose and mouth. The episode occurred during an visit to a cottage in northern Ontario in 2024. According to a report published by the Canadian Medical Association Journal on Monday, woken up by the shock, the boy who wasn't named in the report smacked the bat off his face. His father then caught it in a cooking pot and released it outside. Doctors from the Department of Pediatrics and Child Health at the University of Manitoba, Canada said in the report, Since the child has no visible bite marks and the bat's behavior did not seem erratic, the boy's parents did not seek medical attention.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

No, but that's so sad. So does that mean that he essentially French kissed this bat?

SPEAKER_05 4:46

That's kind of what it sounds like, dude. Like, I've woken up like French kissing my pillow as a teenage boy.

SPEAKER_02 4:51

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 4:52

Can you imagine like wave a bat?

SPEAKER_02 4:55

Like upside down Spider-Man style.

SPEAKER_03 4:59

Spider-Man style.

SPEAKER_02 5:01

So do you think the bat didn't have like it wasn't actively, I don't know what it's called when you have rabies, but it wasn't trying to explain.

SPEAKER_05 5:10

Almost like asymptomatic, kind of like with COVID. I wonder, I wonder if it had just gotten rabies and wasn't showing the symptoms. Gotcha. And then he died from it. However, 19 days later, the boy began to experience a progressive tingling sensation and numbness on the right side of his face, followed by facial swelling and a loss of appetite. Four days after the symptoms began, a local urgent care clinic prescribed him medication used to treat herpes. Can bats get herpes?

SPEAKER_06 5:42

I mean, we're finding all sorts of can you Google that real quick?

SPEAKER_03 5:47

Can bats get herpes? Or did his parents just have herpes and are like, uh, he's gonna get it eventually?

SPEAKER_02 5:56

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_05 5:57

Like cats can get herpes. No, cat aids, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_02 6:00

Yes, bats can get herpes. They're actually known to host a wide variety of different herpes viruses. Isn't there only two herpes? Um I would uh I mean there's well, two that humans can get. Yes. Um, I do know. Oh, I don't want to get too graphic, but I do know that you can get it like if you've got a cold sore on your face and then you're down there.

SPEAKER_05 6:28

Yeah, you're giving someone a whirl.

SPEAKER_02 6:29

Yeah, that can transfer that.

SPEAKER_05 6:31

It does it tell you how many different types of herpes, or does it just say no?

SPEAKER_02 6:34

It's kind of talking about that. Um oh, 300 unique types of herpes virus in bats globally.

SPEAKER_05 6:41

300, so 300. 300. 300. 300 different types of herpes.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

They're typically dormant in the bat's body and cause very few health issues for the bat itself.

SPEAKER_06 6:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 6:55

But I need to hear more of the story because it were they correct in the herpes or was it rabies? I gotta know.

SPEAKER_05 7:03

Okay. Um, so they were treating him for herpes, as it was presumed he had symptoms of Bell's palsy caused by the herpes virus.

SPEAKER_02 7:12

Yeah. So Bell's palsy is when one side of your face typically gets paralyzed. My grandpa got it when I was younger. So kind of like a stroke, that kind of it looks like a stroke, but it's not. I think it's some sort of virus, and it eventually clears up for most people. Justin Bieber had it. Do you remember that video? It was like 2020.

SPEAKER_05 7:32

I don't remember anything from 2020. That was too many, that was too many beers ago now.

SPEAKER_02 7:38

Yeah, there was this video, and he posted it, and half of his face was just not moving, and he was like blinking, trying to blink and everything. Really? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 7:47

I'm gonna have to look that up. Three days later, he was brought to a city hospital emergency department in Ontario with painful swelling and vomiting. The physical exam found ulcers in his gums, a mild impairment in a nerve on the right side of the face that provides sensation and controls chewing. The boy's family told the doctors about the incident with the bat, and the next day, the emergency doctor notified the local public health authority. However, the hospital discharged the child on a presumed diagnosis of herpes, which is sores in the lips or mouth caused by herpes. By the next morning, the boy had returned to the hospital with weakness on the right side of his face, reduced sensation, and slurred speech. While waiting to be admitted, he developed a fever, difficulty swallowing, confusion, and visual hallucinations. Did it say how old this boy was? 11 years old. So he's an 11-year-old boy having hallucinations. Like, we've all taken drugs that make you hallucinate, but I was definitely much older than 11.

SPEAKER_03 8:56

What?

SPEAKER_05 8:59

But like, as an 11-year-old, not because when you take mushrooms or something, you know you're going to hallucinate, or you at least hope so.

SPEAKER_03 9:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:06

But just like having those hallucinations, can you imagine like and not understanding?

SPEAKER_02 9:11

Oh no, that would be scary as fuck.

SPEAKER_05 9:13

Fucking terrifying. Nightmare fuel, right?

SPEAKER_02 9:15

I think there was, um, I just read, and when I say read, I probably saw a reel or something about uh some town in Europe that I think like 300 townspeople started all having crazy hallucinations and several of them died.

SPEAKER_05 9:30

Was it the water?

SPEAKER_02 9:31

Um, I think it was the bread.

SPEAKER_05 9:33

The bread. Something in the bread. No, no, it was not like a uh um the last of us kind of thing. Because in the last of us, that's how the the the um uh virus spreads is through the wheat or the flour.

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Oh, no. I mean I that's probably based off of that.

SPEAKER_05 9:49

Weird.

SPEAKER_02 9:49

Yeah, yeah. I don't remember if this is the same one where the people just danced until they were dead. That's a crazy one.

SPEAKER_05 9:55

Have you heard about the the uh the um the laughing one where people would just laugh till they died?

SPEAKER_02 10:00

No.

SPEAKER_05 10:00

Back in the 1800s or some shit.

SPEAKER_02 10:02

But like they didn't have a lot going on back then.

SPEAKER_05 10:06

It was probably like uh uh the Mandela effect. No, that's not the the Mandela effect's where you forget shit, right?

SPEAKER_02 10:12

No, it's where things that you remember apparently didn't exist. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:17

So like loom.

SPEAKER_02 10:20

Yeah, exactly. How how did we all learn what a cornucopia was? Fruit of the loom. Exactly. So like you're gonna take that away and gaslight us?

SPEAKER_05 10:28

Well, what's the effect where like mass hyst hysteria?

SPEAKER_02 10:31

Hysteria, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 10:33

Okay, okay. So he was having uh hallucinations. By the evening, the boy's condition had rapidly deteriorated. He was placed on a ventilator and admitted to intensive care unit. When we saw the patient in the ICU, we strongly suspected rabies, the doctor said. The PCR test confirmed a rabies diagnosis on the fourth day of the boy's administration. So they had he was in the ICU for four days and then he finally got the positive.

SPEAKER_02 11:00

The moment they said bat on the mouth, even without biting, they should have immediately started treating it.

SPEAKER_05 11:06

Exactly. But if you remember earlier in the article, the parents didn't tell them till the second visit because at first they thought it was just herpes, so they were treating all the herpes. Yeah. And then they were like, wait, he did have a bat like come on his face. Not come on his face. A bat land on his face. He made out with a bat. And then they tested it for herpes. Or not herpes, for rabies. But yeah. It took them four days to get a positive result.

SPEAKER_02 11:32

That doesn't seem I don't think that rabies is as common as we think. Don't hear about it happening. Like, obviously, anytime you're bit by a bat, they they immediately give you a bat.

SPEAKER_05 11:43

Coronavirus.

SPEAKER_02 11:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:45

No, that's when you eat a bat, excuse me.

SPEAKER_02 11:47

Aussie Osborne over there. Isn't that how coronavirus started? Is someone eating a bat? I don't know. I I thought it was a pig farm or something.

SPEAKER_05 11:57

I thought it was a bat, babe.

SPEAKER_03 12:01

Okay, while you Google, I'm gonna grab a beer.

SPEAKER_02 12:13

Zonotic spillover is the prevailing scientific consensus, which heavily leans towards a natural origin where the virus jumped from an animal, most likely a bat. You're so smart. See, I got this. He's just playing, guys. But I can't read good.

SPEAKER_05 12:32

You can't tell everybody this. They'll expect more from me, Mel. Oh, I get that. Okay, so the test confirmed the rabies diagnosis on the fourth day of the boys' administration. Uh, the child died on his 17th day in the hospital. Uh, rabies is a virus that attacks the central nervous system of humans and other mammals and is almost always fatal once symptoms appear. So we have this like we have there has to be a vaccine for the rabies, right? There is a vaccine. Yes. But if it's so like because I feel like if if the parrots had said, hey, we caught this bat and now our kids showing all these signs, it could have been prevent. I'm not trying to I again, guys, I'm not trying to put fault on these parents or anything like that. I just think I would have been like, bro, I I was in contact with a bat. Like, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 13:26

Like I mean, I I do get it because oh, the bat didn't bite me. Now, me, knowing what bats are like, even though I love them, they're so cute. Right? Um like fruit bats.

SPEAKER_05 13:39

Oh my god, I just want to nuzzle my face to one of their fluzzy bellows.

SPEAKER_02 13:42

I know, I've I once held one. Um, yeah, I worked at a summer camp and during the daytime one had like kind of fallen, which should have been a bad sign. Obviously, it was daytime.

SPEAKER_05 13:52

And you're still here, so you didn't get rabies.

SPEAKER_02 13:54

Yes, I am still here. Well, I mean, he was so sweet. They just like he held on to my pinky and just hung from my pinky.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

Was he a large bag or like a baby? Small. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

He was really small. Something had happened. I don't know if he got dehydrated or if he hurt himself in a fall because he had definitely fallen.

SPEAKER_05 14:11

Did you find him on the ground?

SPEAKER_02 14:12

We did find him on the ground. Okay. Um, now I'm all I have no idea. I'm just on this journey with you. What was the original question?

SPEAKER_05 14:20

Bitch, I don't remember. I've had too much alcohol.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

We've had one.

SPEAKER_05 14:24

Um, I was telling Mel because she was super nervous about doing this. I said, Alcohol is gonna be your best friend because you need to just loosen up.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

So I made some Midori sours.

SPEAKER_05 14:34

They were super delicious.

SPEAKER_02 14:35

They were, yeah. Bats, I'm trying to remember this. We were talking about the kit, the parents. I I would just any like anything weird, I would have been like, hey, let's let's go to the hospital. They were probably checking for like scratches or bite marks, and then like that is what something that they said.

SPEAKER_05 14:51

They said there wasn't any visible bite marks. So it sounds like it was just a saliva kind of thing.

SPEAKER_02 14:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

Which I don't know if you can transfer rabies from saliva. But I mean, if there's a bite, the bite's gonna have saliva on it.

SPEAKER_02 15:05

Yeah, is it the blood? Or no, it would be saliva because the blood is the victims. Yes. So yeah, it has to be the saliva.

SPEAKER_05 15:12

But you can drink like a shot of um snake venom and not be affected by the venom itself because you've ingested it internally.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

Why would you do that?

SPEAKER_05 15:22

I'm not saying I'm going to do that, bitch. What I'm saying is that you can do it. It's when it gets into your bloodstream. So there had to be some kind of cut or like a sore on the kids. Like, you know how like kids lick their lips constantly. So I wonder if the bat had gotten into like some open wound on a child, and that's how the saliva was able to be transferred.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Yeah, so sad. Have you seen videos of of humans at like in the last stages of rabies?

SPEAKER_05 15:47

No.

SPEAKER_02 15:48

It's very sad. They get graphic? They get hydrophobic. Hydrophobic, so scared of water. Scared of water. Okay. Smart. Um, so they yeah, you try to hand them water and they'll literally be shaking, and they have the wherewithal to know that that they are trying to drink the water, but they shake and throw it. They literally can't.

SPEAKER_05 16:11

Why is that you think?

SPEAKER_02 16:12

Um, I don't know. That just to me like goes back like something evolutionary with this. Yeah, they they won't drink water. I haven't seen videos of like a human to the point where they are like a zombie or anything, but I've seen the hydrophobic thing and the eye didn't know when symptoms appear.

SPEAKER_05 16:28

It's not good.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

Yeah. So that's super sad.

SPEAKER_05 16:31

Yeah, it sucks that that kid lost his life.

SPEAKER_02 16:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 16:33

Our hearts go out to that that kid. So ha you've watched South Park, right?

SPEAKER_01 16:37

A little bit.

SPEAKER_05 16:38

A little bit. Do you know about a Mexican Joker? No. No. It was right after our current administration started to round up certain individuals and put them into camps. But South Park joke that that is how you make a Mexican Joker is taking children away from their families and showing them the evil parts of America. So in Mexico, they have this new vigilante and it's called Mexico's Batman Vigilante, taped up an alleged motorcycle thief. Police want him arrested.

SPEAKER_02 17:17

He taped up a motorcycle thief.

SPEAKER_05 17:20

Yeah. Here I'll show you the picture. So you can kind of see he's got the motorcycle and he's taped to that pole. Oh my gosh! So when I read this, or I didn't haven't read the article, I read the headline and I was like, that's how you make a Mexican Joker because of the South Park reference. But now they've made uh a Batman. That's super sad. So the article goes on to say it can sometimes seem like vehicle thefts are a problem without an easy solution. So when news breaks of a vigilante in Mexico is recovering allegedly stolen motorcycles and serving up suspected thieves to police on a platter, it's easy to get excited. Authorities say, however, the real victims are the people of this mysterious crime fighter who who has become known online as Mexican Batman. Keeps leaving taped to utility polls and the like.

SPEAKER_02 18:17

And that was really like a really good taped job, too. It is.

SPEAKER_05 18:20

Like, I don't know how you would stand still. Like, there's no way I don't know how it's not staged. Like, look how well it's taped. I'm gonna post this in the show notes. Gotcha. So you can see the picture of it. Like, how like if you let's say you stole a motorcycle, someone caught you. Are you gonna just stand there on a fold and be like, all right, dude, tape me up?

SPEAKER_03 18:39

No, I'm gonna fight. Well, I wonder what his face looks like. His face is I didn't see the face.

SPEAKER_05 18:43

Hopefully later on in the article there'll be more pictures. But I I I I I wouldn't just stand there and be like, What the fucker are you stole something?

SPEAKER_03 18:50

I'm not trying to get caught. What if there's like a gun pointed at you and he's like, stay still.

SPEAKER_05 18:56

So do you think there's two Mexican Batmans? No, I think I think you could Because I think it's hard to point a gun at someone and then constantly tape them around a page.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

I'd be like, start to tape yourself up.

SPEAKER_03 19:07

You're a vindictive bitch. Hey, I'm trying to make you look anyway.

SPEAKER_05 19:17

The vigilante first appeared earlier this month in oh, I can't pronounce this at all. In a city in Mexico, Mexico. Mexico City. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_01 19:26

It's Los de can you Lagos de Moreno.

SPEAKER_05 19:30

You would be able to say that. You would. I forgot who I was fucking talking to. I worked at McDonald's, bitch. That's what it was. A city in in Mexico State of Ja La whatever.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Let's take a look. Uh Mexican city of Jalisco.

SPEAKER_05 19:51

Jalisco.

SPEAKER_02 19:52

J's are the H's. Jalisco. Anyone comment like ha ha ha, but they are ja ja ja.

SPEAKER_05 20:00

Yes, I've seen that. Um Jalisco. Since then, several men accused of motorcycle theft have been discovered, several men. So it's not just one dude. Several. So this vigilante has a down tap. You know, he's got it down.

SPEAKER_01 20:18

See, it's the gun.

SPEAKER_05 20:21

Uh several motorcycle thieves have been discovered bound to utility poles with signs detailing their alleged crimes. Many also have also had ratero, Spanish for theft, written on their foreheads along with cartoon style whiskers on their faces. In some cases, motorcycles were left nearby.

SPEAKER_03 20:43

I love it.

SPEAKER_05 20:44

I can get down on this kind of vigilance. Like when we're when we're drawing on people's faces.

SPEAKER_03 20:47

Right.

SPEAKER_05 20:48

Like, do you remember being in a younger kid where we're drinking and you fall asleep and people draw a penis on your face or anything like that?

SPEAKER_02 20:54

Not me.

SPEAKER_05 20:54

Did you draw penises on a face?

SPEAKER_02 20:56

I've never drawn a penis on a face.

SPEAKER_05 20:57

Bitch, we gotta get down.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

I know, then I missed out on all the good things.

SPEAKER_05 21:01

We'll have to do that on your birthday. We'll have to do that.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

Just a chocolate star, bitch. Um I I am did I ever tell you about what happened when his motorcycle was stolen in San Francisco?

SPEAKER_04 21:17

I didn't even know his motorcycle was stolen.

SPEAKER_02 21:19

Oh my gosh, yeah. He had his motorcycle stolen and then two months. Out of the bathroom? Didn't he keep it in the bathroom? That's all that the person stole was his motorcycle. No, no. Then the bathroom was the bicycle. It was ruining the aesthetic of my really cute apartment. Oh, that's what it was a small apartment. No, he had a motorcycle outside, and then two months later his van was stolen.

SPEAKER_05 21:40

But the motorcycle, um, it was in the van, wasn't it? No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 21:45

Sorry, I'll shut up, I'll stop talking. No, I love it. I love it. It was just outside, um, kind of locked, locked up on the tire. I don't know if they cut cut the um lock or how they got it out. Um, but yeah, he started talking. To the homeless encampment that was near us. He was so mad. That was his baby. Is that the one that he crashed? Yes, that yeah, that Virago. No, no, no, no. He crashed, he's crashed multiple. He has? Oh my gosh. Yeah, he's crashed twice on that Virago that was stolen. He got it back. Yeah. I know it's crazy. The one that I learned to ride on? Yes. Yeah, yeah. He's wrecked on that one twice, once with gravel, and then once because he was like in his head, and then there was an exit and he was like, oh, which way this way? And then just didn't have enough time to stop. I know, I know. And then he wrecked on the sports bike with you last summer. And here he is going on those motorcycle rides again.

SPEAKER_05 22:37

So he's a bad bitch. Or a silly bitch.

SPEAKER_02 22:44

So he um, it was kind of funny looking back. I I really kind of make fun of him. So he takes his bicycle around. He looks up the homeless encampments in the area.

SPEAKER_04 22:54

Can you is that just something you Google?

SPEAKER_02 22:56

Yeah, yeah. You can Google seriously? Oh my gosh, yeah, out there. There, I mean, there were so many, but there were places that they got bothered less, and so there were larger homeless encampments. And then there, you know, this was a common thing, people's bicycles and motorcycles being stolen. So he's biking every day to the different encampments because he spoke to the guy whose tent was near the motorcycle. He was like, What the fuck? Why didn't you protect this? Who did this? And the guy's like, Tony did it. So Tony Soprano? It was Tony.

SPEAKER_04 23:25

This is Tony.

SPEAKER_02 23:26

With like a aluminum baseball bat or something.

SPEAKER_03 23:30

He's got like a fucking, like one of those little flip notebooks. He's sitting there writing notes in.

SPEAKER_02 23:35

Like a fucking detective. He's he's biking around to the different encampments, like it, which I This isn't real. It's 100% real. My anxiety back then, before anxiety meds, was through the roof. So I'm like freaking out. But he was like, Gotta find my motorcycle. And he's literally talking to people he meets at the encampments. Where's Tony at? They told me Tony was here.

SPEAKER_03 23:58

Oh we haven't seen Tony in a couple days. Well, it's because Tony's riding around on a motorcycle. Tony's like, I gotta meddle nowhere, motherfucker. What are you gonna do with the bat?

SPEAKER_02 24:09

What are you gonna do when you find Tony? Um, and then eventually he got a call from the police, I believe, and they had found it somewhere. It had run out of gas.

SPEAKER_04 24:19

So Tony didn't even put gas in it. Yeah, okay. He rented this bike and didn't even fill it up before he returned it.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Put a screwdriver in it or something, got it started, went for a joyride, and yeah, we we got it back a couple days later and uh never got to confront Tony. So if you're listening, Tony, we're looking for you.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

Fuck you, Tony.

SPEAKER_02 24:39

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_05 24:41

Okay, so according to reporting from Mexican newspapers, El Informento?

unknown 24:48

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 24:49

El information. Yeah, that's probably how you say it. You have to you have to it's under it's underlined.

SPEAKER_01 24:55

El informador. You have to say it in that voice.

SPEAKER_05 24:59

Okay, say it one more time.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

El informador.

SPEAKER_05 25:02

El informador.

SPEAKER_01 25:03

I love that.

SPEAKER_05 25:05

I can speak Spanish.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:07

Really, all I can do is buy a beer and take a piss. El Bano and sorve.

SPEAKER_02 25:13

What about um like I need a bathroom? Can you can you say more than El Bano?

SPEAKER_06 25:19

No. No, you just come in.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

No, my bathroom. Drink beer.

SPEAKER_03 25:26

That's all I need. Keep me happy.

SPEAKER_02 25:28

Well, I know. Uh the rapido is fast, right? Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_05 25:37

And and and El queso is the the the boys said hverguesa con queso.

SPEAKER_02 25:42

So I know cheeseburger. Yeah, cheeseburger. I need I need a cheeseburger. Fast, fast, fast. Okay. I told you we were to McDonald's.

SPEAKER_05 25:52

Okay, state officials have confirmed that at least some of the motorcycles found at these scenes ha had active theft reports uh attached to them. That detail fueled support for the mysterious vigilante online, where many have compared him to Gotham City's most famous crime fighter. El Batman. El Batman. How do you say it? What how would you say that in in Spanish?

SPEAKER_02 26:18

I don't know. It's not on the menu.

SPEAKER_03 26:32

How about a core powder with cheese?

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Oh, I know. A grande amber quesa con queso.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

Part of the reason the story has gained so much attention is the backdrop against which it's unfolded, the El Informador, and reports that the motorcycle thief investigations in Los de Mandro rose from 34 cases during the first five months of 2025. In 2025 to 54 during the same period in 2026. So it went from 34 cases to 54. Um, in that one year period.

SPEAKER_02 27:14

In which there was theft or in which the Batman caught Theft.

SPEAKER_05 27:18

Theft. Okay, okay. Uh whether the incidence is is enough to explain the immersion of a vigilante, but it's easy to see why frustrated residents might be tempted to cheer someone they believe is taking action. I'm all for it. Dude, I I'm all for it. It doesn't sound like this person's He's not hurting them. No, he's making a fool out of them, dude. There's nothing more, I don't know, more embarrassing than being taped up. Like I really want to know how he stayed. It doesn't go on. That's that's how it is.

SPEAKER_02 27:50

I would pants them.

SPEAKER_05 27:51

And tamps them up and then tape them up. And the only thing you can see is their little bit of manhood that they don't have. Okay, speaking of little bit of manhood. This is a fantastic thing.

SPEAKER_02 28:02

That was a great segue. So great. And the bats to the bat man.

SPEAKER_05 28:07

Yes, see, it's like I've done this once or twice, right?

SPEAKER_02 28:10

Did you plan this? Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Even though you don't know the story, it's just the headline. Just the headlines. All right, let's hear about little. Do you want to make another drink before we jump into it? Oh my god, I'm gonna be drunk. That's the plan.

SPEAKER_05 28:22

Melody has made us a new drink.

SPEAKER_02 28:24

For fat. Wait, we gotta, we gotta cheers it.

SPEAKER_05 28:26

Yes. What is this? So tell the tell the people what this is.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

I would call this a sour watermelon martini.

SPEAKER_05 28:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 28:34

I I made it because I really like sour things, so I like to think of like a warhead mixed with like a watermelon jelly rancher.

SPEAKER_05 28:42

You know what my favorite beer is, right?

SPEAKER_02 28:44

What's that?

SPEAKER_05 28:45

Sours. So this is gonna be perfect. Clean.

SPEAKER_02 28:48

Oh, that was a bad clink. Cheers.

SPEAKER_05 28:50

That is good as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Oh no. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_05 28:54

That is dangerous.

SPEAKER_02 28:55

I even I've played around with citric acid before and making it more sour.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

Oh, I'm here for it.

SPEAKER_02 29:01

I don't know what's wrong with me.

SPEAKER_05 29:02

So it's funny. One of the the first time I quit smoking, I turned to um hot things. So like I was not a uh spicy fan. I love spicy stuff now. The second time I quit smoking, I was not a fan of sour things. I fucking love sour things now, and I'm still a smoker.

SPEAKER_02 29:23

So there's no quitting for me. I could probably make a tahine rim around that. I'll bet you that would compliment. It'd be like a Mexican, um kind of like the sweetie.

SPEAKER_05 29:33

Spicy, yeah, I'm gonna. So we were talking about Mexican Batman and how he's taping people to these poles, and he's just leaving out the little genitals to these people on the pole.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

In our world.

SPEAKER_05 29:47

In our world, yes, in our universe, somewhere in the cosmos, there is this Mexican Batman doing this. Well, I have a story about a wholesome update on the man with the world's smallest penis and his quest for length.

SPEAKER_02 30:01

Oh, wholesome. Let's hear it.

SPEAKER_05 30:03

A man with officially the world's smallest penis has some good news as a plastic surgeon has given him hope in his ongoing medical journey.

SPEAKER_02 30:13

I gotta know how much.

SPEAKER_05 30:21

Um has been diagnosed with a micropenis and has shared photos on his condition throughout his life. I kind of want to see these photos.

SPEAKER_02 30:29

I yeah, are there no photos?

SPEAKER_05 30:31

Oh, it's got a link to it. This works. His length hard is that of.38 inches. So less than half an inch. Oh my gosh. What are you supposed to do with that? Like I like I feel like Audi belly buttons are longer than his caucus.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

You just motorboat it.

SPEAKER_05 30:58

And holds the official world record uh for reference. His penis is the same size as a garden pee.

SPEAKER_02 31:08

I'm sorry I'm not reacting. I'm just, you should see my face right now.

SPEAKER_05 31:12

Like what would you do if you if you like had been this dude had like totally swept you off your feet? You were so excited to hang out with him, and he pulled his pants down, and there's just this little button.

SPEAKER_02 31:26

I feel like I would want to be prepared.

SPEAKER_05 31:28

Like I it has to be something he tells people.

SPEAKER_02 31:31

Yeah, yeah, because that is it would be shocking. Sometimes I laugh inappropriately. Would you laugh? I'm sure. And I wouldn't be able to stop it and be horrified. This has come from somebody who literally got a laughing fit at my grandpa's funeral.

SPEAKER_05 31:49

Jesus Christ, no.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

Well, you should have heard the song they were playing. What was it? It was some like, oh, when shall I see Jesus? song, but it was like crackly on a record, and this guy was conducting the people, and he was like, another round, blah, blah, blah. And then he goes, make it rain.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Okay, I would have to. I would have died. I just slowly looked at my sister and she looked at me.

SPEAKER_04 32:15

Did she give you like the no, don't do it?

SPEAKER_02 32:17

No, she was on the same thing as me, and we both just started shaking and like like trying to trying to pretend we were crying. And this went on for probably like 15 minutes. No joke. My mom was behind us and she's like rubbing our backs. She knows we're laughing, but like trying to console you to make sure that people think you're crying. Somebody was like, we can cut your head down too. Exactly. And then we'd we'd like stay calm. And one of us would just start laughing again. People were passing up tissues. Oh horrifying. It is horrifying because we're not those type of people, professionals, and we're here at our own grandpa's funeral and laughing. Oh, it was horrifying.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

Horrifying.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

So yeah, I'd probably laugh.

SPEAKER_05 33:16

Oh shit. Okay. He has previously posted on Instagram all about it. Not everyone knows this, but I unfortunately got stuck with a micropenis condition being less than one inch, he said in a in one post. Uh Michael explained, not many people know it's a real condition, and I have been dealing with it forever. He says he has had consultations regarding enlargement surgery to see what can be done to make it bigger. He added, those that follow me and support, please wish me luck that I get good results, not a joke. However, prior to now, a medical investigation has come back with nothing. During an interview, Michael previously said he is unable to be intimate and struggles to urinate. He must just like has to pee to sit down. He just has to pee on balls.

SPEAKER_02 34:11

I I think he's gotta like straddle the toilet backwards.

SPEAKER_05 34:16

Oh yeah, because if he just sets down and it's right there, he's just gonna piss out the toilet. You're right. He does have to sit on it backwards. Which brings me back to another South Park episode. There's a whole episode on how to properly use the toilet in South Park, and you're supposed to straddle it like that so that you have a desk where you can have your quill and your pen writing and be able to read your book while you're taking a shit.

SPEAKER_02 34:39

Next time you get a postcard from me, you know exactly what position I was in. My dearest Coda.

SPEAKER_05 34:48

He has tried to use fat injections to try and overcome the condition.

SPEAKER_02 34:53

I love that it was diagnosed. Like he goes to the doctor.

SPEAKER_05 34:58

You don't think when he popped out of his mom's poo, they were like, What is this?

SPEAKER_03 35:04

Just imagine him going to the doctor being like my cock's real small.

SPEAKER_02 35:10

The doctor comes in. It's got bad news for you. It's a micro penis.

SPEAKER_05 35:18

He's taking fat injections. So do you think he was like injecting it into his cock?

SPEAKER_02 35:22

I'm sure. Yeah, like why you know, they they can do it to lips. Why wouldn't they do it to a microdick?

SPEAKER_03 35:30

Oh, I can't do it. No. Um, but are they sure it's not a clit?

SPEAKER_05 35:41

Definitely bigger than that bitch. The um fat injections were uh unsuccessful. Probably traveled, just made a mound. Yeah, you just like a fat ball. He thinks it's a third testicle. A top Beverly Hills surgeon called Robert Dorfman has said he will perform an enhancement procedure for free. The surgery is usually valued at 20k. The doctor said he was particularly moved by Michael's story and wanted to help. I understand how deeply personal these uh concerns can be. They can have a significant impact on self-esteem and confidence, Dr. uh Deforeman told TMZ.

SPEAKER_03 36:29

He's talking to TMZ. Yeah, if I had a micro penis, I would talk to whoever to get a bigger cock.

SPEAKER_02 36:36

You wouldn't you wouldn't just shape be shameful and hide it and tell everybody.

SPEAKER_05 36:44

No, my thing's below my knees right now. I have nothing to be ashamed of. Uh I have the opportunity to help someone feel better about themselves. I'm happy to offer my services at no cost. This comes after last Thursday, Michael washed a GoFundMe to pay for penis enlargement surgery. Why does he have a GoFundMe if the doctor's doing it for free?

SPEAKER_02 37:04

Well, that's probably how the doctor found out about it.

SPEAKER_05 37:06

He's just like, he said that his condition meant he has to wear nappies every day.

SPEAKER_02 37:11

What are nappies? Is that like where's this guy from? Is this in America?

SPEAKER_05 37:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

What is a nappy?

SPEAKER_05 37:18

In my head, that's like why would he have to wear a nappy?

SPEAKER_02 37:22

I mean, if it just leaks out everywhere, I don't I mean, that that's a muscle issue.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

This has been a source of daily frustration and embarrassment, especially when traveling, which I like to do. And his it has affected my confidence and independence, he wrote in the fundraiser. He said he had saved up as much money as possible for the cost of the surgery and injections that could help increase the girth and allow me to use the restroom normally. It's been reported he soon canceled the fundraiser after finding out the risk associated with the sort of surgery. Now, Dr. Ford Dorfman would like to explore the injection procedure instead. Maybe he'll finally have some good news. So it still sounds like they're gonna inject his dick.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

I'm just sad. These are supposed to be fun.

SPEAKER_05 38:10

Too much. Too much. He lost me at nappies. I I'm gonna have to follow this story and see if his dick does it does get any better. I uh bigger. I I I bet you once he like just even any kind of like I bet you once he gets over an inch, he's gonna show that shit off all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_02 38:29

Yeah. Fuck yeah, I'm not the dick.

SPEAKER_05 38:36

Okay, so what would you say it was like two weeks ago you read my tarot?

SPEAKER_02 38:41

Yeah, I think it was.

SPEAKER_05 38:43

So before last week. You've recently got into tarot reading, right? This isn't hasn't been something you've done all the time.

SPEAKER_02 38:48

I I don't do it consistently. I've had these cards probably for five years or something.

SPEAKER_05 38:54

So Mel read my tarot cards two weeks ago, and it was probably and I I tried to tell her that anytime anybody reads my cards or my tarot, it's it's always the most shocking or most in-depth. And I don't think you believe me until you start pulling cards, right?

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Yeah, that was crazy. One literally jumped out of the deck.

SPEAKER_05 39:17

It did.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

And it it flew out of the deck and it hit very close to home.

SPEAKER_05 39:22

Yes. So she wants to do a single card reading to see how we're doing for the podcast.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

Or uh yeah, or like if how what the rest of it should be. I don't know. I'm just like, what do you think a good question would be?

SPEAKER_05 39:35

Should you be a returning guest?

SPEAKER_02 39:37

Should I be a returning guest? Oh, it's gonna be the death card this way.

SPEAKER_05 39:41

Okay, so if you're gonna be a returning guest, I think the proper thing to do is you take half and I take half. Okay. And then we mix them together. What do you think? I I it sounds gay. I mean Okay, so Mel and I have both taken half. We are mixing up the carts now.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

And we're gonna do a one card draw, right?

SPEAKER_02 40:05

I don't know. Yay!

SPEAKER_01 40:07

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 40:08

It's my tarot reading song.

SPEAKER_05 40:11

Is it? Please don't get me copyrighted.

SPEAKER_02 40:15

Oh, my bad. It I mean, if you sing, it's not it, right?

SPEAKER_05 40:24

I don't know. I got copyrighted for free music off of YouTube.

SPEAKER_02 40:27

You've gotta be kidding me. Yeah, I think. So you do get like royalty free music.

SPEAKER_05 40:31

Yeah, and that's what I thought I had like a month ago.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

Alright, what do we think? Do we both pull a card?

SPEAKER_05 40:36

So a two-card draw?

SPEAKER_02 40:38

Yeah, yeah. So I'm gonna do one, I'm gonna pull one from my deck.

SPEAKER_05 40:41

Okay, I'll pull one from mine.

SPEAKER_02 40:42

And then yeah, let's just feel the vibes of this and split my deck. And I got the page of pentacles.

SPEAKER_05 40:50

Okay, I'm trying to find one that's stick sticking out. This guy came out just like that.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

And coat of hold. Oh my gosh. I gotta read number. I think it's the nine of cups. One, two, three, four, five, six. I'm really new at this guy. So uh okay.

SPEAKER_05 41:08

So what did we get? The nine of cups, and what was yours?

SPEAKER_02 41:10

The page of pentacles. Okay. This merry little lad holding a little pentacle symbol. See.

SPEAKER_05 41:16

He looks happy as fuck.

SPEAKER_02 41:17

Yeah, so am I.

SPEAKER_05 41:18

I love a good pentacle. All right.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Feeling the vibes. My card, the page of pentacles. I am showing up as curious, sincere, and grounded. Um it's a student energy. I'm wanting to learn, improve, build relationships. It means I'm coming in with genuine effort and good intentions. And I might be the one more focused on growth, stability, or what can we make of this?

SPEAKER_05 41:42

That's so crazy. I'm getting goosey bumps.

SPEAKER_02 41:47

And you, you're showing up in a pretty emotionally satisfied, self-contained energy. It can mean you're that you're content, feeling confident, getting what you want, or enjoying what's already in front of you. I am enjoying this time. How about you?

SPEAKER_05 42:01

I am it's been great.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

So for your nine of cups, it can also sometimes suggest someone who's comfortable in their own world and not feeling much urgency. So together, this pairing feels positive overall. I'm bringing an earnestness, potential, and a willingness to invest, aka I showed up and didn't bring any stories and was like, I'm here to react, bitch. My friend brings warmth and fulfillment. We're still building and figuring something out. This kind of reads as you being more settled in a satisfied place, which really reads for this.

SPEAKER_06 42:34

It's your it's crazy accurate.

SPEAKER_02 42:37

Like, dude, this is weird as fuck. Yeah, it's uh growth mode and enjoying what is. Yeah, this is a good good pairing of our friendship. I I always love that you allow me to to get a little woo-woo here and there.

SPEAKER_05 42:50

And I I do that because it because every time we've only done it twice. Yeah, but the two times we've done it, I've gotten goosebumps each time.

SPEAKER_03 42:58

I know.

SPEAKER_05 42:58

Because that was weird as fuck, Melody.

SPEAKER_03 43:00

Like I'm not trying to get all woo-woo or anything, but that was why.

SPEAKER_02 43:05

No, I've never really used it like that either for like a specific question or anything, but but yeah, the way that those play off of each other is is super cool.

SPEAKER_05 43:14

And I definitely feel that kind of vibe. Like, I I I've done this before, so I can kind of lead, and you are just comfortable with it, and we're just flowing, and it's just like we're we're in flow state.

SPEAKER_02 43:24

Yeah, don't mess with me. That's what I'll tell people sometimes at work. I'm like, I'm like, I'm in flow state. Leave me alone. I mean it's work, so I I can't say that until after the patients are gone.

SPEAKER_05 43:37

So that is weird, dude.

SPEAKER_02 43:40

Like, I know it's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 43:41

I told you I get some crazy readings. I don't know what it is, like my energy or or your just reading, but I can't say just your readings. I get that anytime I have my tarot cards read. It's like a I don't want to say slap in the face, but it's like um I mean, do you want to hear my opinion?

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Yeah. Yeah. For you, it's gonna be a slap in the face a lot because. Because you're like Mr. Mr.

SPEAKER_05 44:02

Bald Up energy.

SPEAKER_02 44:04

We don't talk about feelings. Not a lot better.

SPEAKER_03 44:08

You are so good.

SPEAKER_02 44:09

I absolutely adore you. And honestly, that was one of the first things that I loved about you was that you were really open. You know, my Coda and my partner are besties. And it was literally the one of the first things Coda was talking about. And I'm not sure if you talked about this or touched this on the show because I know it's like more of a funny thing. But go on. Are you okay? Yeah, totally, totally fine. He just talked about how therapy had changed his life. And I think even though my partner isn't going to therapy, hearing somebody that he vibed with and really felt like some sort of friendship with, he's like, oh, this guy, he, you know, he talks about his feelings a little bit, and and our relationship has improved. And um, sometimes I drag things on you and I try to just let you do it at your own pace, but you've you've come a really long way, and I just really tried to represent it.

SPEAKER_05 44:56

I appreciate that. Thank you so much. Good.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

I can just see the seal right now. That that means gay. Love you, dude.

SPEAKER_05 45:07

I love you too. Okay, so I want to end this on the funniest story I found this week.

SPEAKER_02 45:13

All right, let's hear it.

SPEAKER_05 45:14

Out of all the news I read through, I I I read through a lot because I just was like, I need to shock Melody. So two arrested after detectives find a bag labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. KY Sheriff says.

SPEAKER_03 45:31

So Kentucky bag of drugs. Definitely not a bag of drugs. You go you go and give it to them a little bit. They they try. Yeah. It's like, you know, oh, let's let's be, let's, let's, uh, fuck. Let's book.

SPEAKER_02 45:49

Just keep it. Um, it's it's like hiding in plain sight. I've been watching this um clips of some video game right now where people are these white figures, and then they have to go and hide from the hunters, and it's like uh different scenes, and then they they paint themselves. So they're just like, no, oh, it's like the the hiding thing.

SPEAKER_05 46:10

Yeah, I've seen it. I've seen a lot of those. It's made me want to get my PC up and running.

SPEAKER_02 46:15

Oh, is it only PC?

SPEAKER_05 46:16

Yeah, it's a PC game, it's on Steam.

SPEAKER_02 46:18

Well, you're gonna have to teach me. I've got the PC. Let's do it. Let's do it, man. So sometimes the things that they hide as are super obvious places and they they can't be found. So if I were gonna hide my drugs, maybe I would I would do the same. Put it in a bag labeled not drugs.

SPEAKER_01 46:36

Definitely not drugs.

SPEAKER_05 46:37

I would hide it in my butt. How big of a butt do you got? Um well to pull a callback from a later episode, about a thermos worth of did you ever listen to the episode where a dude heard uh he he had a thermos. It was like it was like a thermos. I can't remember what exactly substance was in thermos. It could have been soup or anything, it was not drugs, but he put a whole industrial-sized thermos in his asshole. Do you think he did poppers to get it in there?

SPEAKER_02 47:08

Or like how do you stretch?

SPEAKER_05 47:10

Which I don't know. And it's not even it's not even that he hid it in there. He ran from the police with the thermos in his ass.

SPEAKER_02 47:16

Oh my gosh. We actually just watched Jackass. Which one? Have you seen the new one? Yeah, we went to the movies to see. Did you really? Yeah, I wasn't.

SPEAKER_05 47:26

Don't tell me, don't tell me anything because I need to go see it. I uh Jackass is one of my favorites.

SPEAKER_02 47:31

Okay. Toy car.

SPEAKER_05 47:33

That's all toy car is great. You should tell no one. This story never fucking happened. That's what he says. That's what the doctor says to Ryan Dunn.

SPEAKER_02 47:46

Oh, you've seen that one? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:47

So so in this new movie, they're they're bringing back old clips in into this because Ryan Dunn is dead. Ryan Dunn had died. Did they do a tribute to him in the in the movie?

SPEAKER_02 47:58

I wouldn't say a tribute, but they just, you know, they showed old clips of him and even Bam, who's still with them, but it's like Bam isn't with them at all. No, no. Oh, yeah, I meant I meant with us. Yes. Yes, okay, okay. He's no longer in our hearts. He's still here on Earth. But you know, he was such a a huge part. And I felt like they were respectful in bringing that.

SPEAKER_05 48:18

There was a lot of times that Dun Ryan Dunn would do stunts that other people wouldn't. Like that car toy.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

Yeah, Steve-O turned it down.

SPEAKER_05 48:26

Yeah, Steve-O was like, My dad's gonna be disappointed. Like, out of all the things you've done, that's the one you're worried about. Like, what the fuck? So, going back to the story, this couple has a bag full of drugs that's labeled definitely not full of drugs. Uh, Lauren County, KY, two people are facing charges after detectives say they found a bag labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs, that contained suspicious narcotics. The Lauren County Sheriff's Office said a detective found a suspicious vehicle parked in an employee area of a business. When the detective spoke with the man and woman inside the car, he noticed a plastic bag that contained suspicious narcotics. He then found a second bag labeled, definitely not a bag full of drugs, inside the vehicle. He said he said I just want to see a picture of the bag. Oh, oh, here is a picture of the bag. It's like a um, like an embroidered, not an embroidered, but it looks like it's been printed on there.

SPEAKER_02 49:28

Oh my gosh. Yeah. I I expect to like be. Oh my god, look at their mugshots.

SPEAKER_05 49:33

They are definitely the kind of people that would hide a bag not full of drugs.

SPEAKER_02 49:37

I can't wait for your birthday. That's what your birthday pack is.

SPEAKER_05 49:42

The Lauren County Sheriff's Office said a detective found a suspicious vehicle parked in an employee parking lot. He said there were more suspicious narcotics inside of said bag. Officer said Trisha Coley, 51, gave detectives a false identification card belonging to someone else. A check of Coley's true identity showed she had an outstanding warrant, officer said. Uh Damon Bennett, 48, was also in the vehicle. The detectives found that Bennett also had outstanding warrants. Both were arrested and taken into the county uh jail. That's all it was. That's all the article says. Doesn't say what kind of drugs were in there.

SPEAKER_03 50:26

Suspicious drugs.

SPEAKER_05 50:28

Just suspicious.

SPEAKER_03 50:29

That's suspicious.

SPEAKER_05 50:31

Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious.

SPEAKER_03 50:34

Don't be suspicious. Don't be suspicious.

SPEAKER_05 50:40

Well, uh, Mel, I how did you feel about doing this? I know this is your first kind of podcast, and you've kind of hinted at at wanting to do something like this.

SPEAKER_02 50:50

How do you feel a little more comfortable about doing this? I do. Wait, wait for my podcast debut. It's gonna be all about Starship Troopers, the movie from like probably late 90s. I'm just kidding. But that that was that was the idea. We watched it for nostalgia's sake. I fucking loved that movie. Have you ever seen it?

SPEAKER_05 51:12

Star Troopers.

SPEAKER_02 51:13

Starship Troopers.

SPEAKER_05 51:15

I can't think of it. It just makes me think of um what's the geek movie where the kid hides a bunch of condoms in his suitcase.

SPEAKER_02 51:25

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 51:27

Let me Google it a lot more.

SPEAKER_02 51:28

Well, what if I said like brain bug with a vagina mouth?

SPEAKER_05 51:32

No, that doesn't read.

SPEAKER_02 51:34

Oh my god, we have to watch Starship Troopers. No.

SPEAKER_05 51:38

Revenge of the Nerds, yes. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 51:39

All of a sudden I thought about it when you were talking about geeky kids. It is. Starship Troopers. Oh my god. Okay. So good. We should go watch it right now.

SPEAKER_05 51:55

Okay, so you may hear Mel and I talk about Revenge of or not Revenge. Oh my Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 52:00

Um Star Starship Troopers.

SPEAKER_05 52:03

Starship Troopers.

SPEAKER_02 52:04

I have so much to say about it.

SPEAKER_05 52:06

Do you? So much. Does it hold up or is it or should we have canceled it by now?

SPEAKER_02 52:11

Um, I mean it's just what's the cancel culture going on? No, I don't think it's cancel culture worthy. He was like, Yeah, I knew this movie was too cheesy as a kid, but it showed boobies. So I I like to say that. It's like porky. So he would watch it. But me, I just I don't know why I liked it. But like upon watching it recently, it felt like some nerf like soft core porn idea of but wait till you. I mean, it's like man versus bugs, and just like there's the logic of it doesn't make sense. So I feel like I could talk about it for a long time. I don't know if anyone wants to listen to it.

SPEAKER_05 52:46

I bet you people do. There, there, it's rule 43. It's out there.

SPEAKER_02 52:52

All right. Okay. I appreciate you having me on the podcast.

SPEAKER_05 52:55

So I do want to have you close us out.

SPEAKER_02 52:58

Okay. This has been an exclusive episode of Current Chatter. Please like, follow, leave a comment, and subscribe. Please remember to drink your water and talk to your therapist.

SPEAKER_03 53:11

Bye-bye. You want me to do it for real?

SPEAKER_04 53:18

Okay, but it looked like what she's given headlight.

SPEAKER_00 53:27

Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, how much are they getting for it?