Episode 58: Somebody Needs Adult Supervision

This week on Current Chatter, Kota and Losa break down Netflix’s huge MVP MMA event featuring legendary names like Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano, including the shocking 17-second finish that had everyone talking. They dive into nostalgic fight night memories, debate the future of MMA, and even rant about Jake Paul’s growing influence in combat sports.

Then things get weird — and hilarious — with stories about a teenager stealing buses across countries, a former Chick-fil-A employee allegedly scamming $80,000 in mac and cheese refunds, a Wawa sugar-container assault, AI-powered robot wolves scaring off bears in Japan, and a woman accused of smuggling stolen wine in the most unbelievable way possible.

As always stay hydrated, take care of your mental health, and brace yourself for the unexpected.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:01

Hello everyone, and welcome to Current Chatter, Two Generations, One Noisy World, the podcast where we talk about the stories that make you laugh, question reality, and wonder how the world somehow keeps getting weirder by the day. I'm Losa, and if this is your first time here, settle in because every week, me and my son Dakota will dive into the strange, the trending, the unbelievable, and the headlines that leave us all with a collectively asking us why. From bizarre news stories and internet chaos to current events, pop culture madness, and the topics everyone can't stop talking about. Nothing is off limits here. If it's shocking, ridiculous, fascinating, controversial, or just plain confusing, we're probably talking about it. This podcast is part of commentary, part chaos, and part group therapy for people trying to survive modern life one headline at a time. So whether you're driving, cleaning your house, hiding from your responsibility, or just looking for a break from the insanity of the world around you, I'm glad you're here. Get comfortable, grab a drink, and let's get into current chatter.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

What's going on, all my chatterheads? I hope you're having a wonderful Friday afternoon. As you can tell, our intro changed a little bit. I think it sounds better. Mama, what do you think? I think we're just moving up up and away, you know? Just yeah. We're trying to Should we tell them the the truth? Oh yeah. Definitely. Oh yeah. So mom texts me Friday afternoon, and I'm I'm running around, like grabbing the last little bit of supplies I need to have the weekend, and you know what I mean? Because I try not to go out on the weekends. I just try to stay home. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:46

You got that from me. I did the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

Yeah. And she's like, she calls me and I'm driving, and she's like, Coda, we got copyrighted. And I was like, What? What what are you talking about? Mom goes, they're gonna take down the podcast. And and so then I pulled over and was like, Okay, you've got my full attention. What is happening? So, mom, do you want to explain why we got copyrighted?

SPEAKER_02 2:06

Because the music, uh background music in the intro was copyrighted. And so it requires us to have a license to play that music behind our intro, hence the change in everything.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

What Spotify failed to recognize, and I don't I don't know how to get past this, is I just YouTube searched uncopyrighted music to put in our background. So I looked at it today, it's still not it's still up, and you're able to use the music that we were using. Doesn't give us that option. No, it didn't move it. It gives us like what, three options?

SPEAKER_02 2:43

Yeah, remove it, um, and remove the podcast and then remove copyrighted information and re upload the podcast without. Or uh I have to prove that we have copyright rights to the music, or do nothing and they will take it down. Spotify will take it down. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:07

But it was only Spotify. Our other sites that we use to upload our podcast net as never, to my knowledge, knock on wood has never um you said that we're copywriting. Right. So thanks, Spotify, for being on top of your shit. Or for just being never mind. All right. So it's the day after Netflix premiered their MMA fights with MVP most valuable production. And what a card, man. Wow. How awesome was that?

SPEAKER_02 3:41

Just wow. Like, I'm not the spoiler alert. We're gonna have spoilers. Every fight was done except for one i in the first minute of the fight.

SPEAKER_01 3:52

Which is a good thing. I I do love fights that go like that. But don't get me wrong, I do love a good long brawl.

SPEAKER_02 3:58

Um I just don't like bloody brawls. I don't like anything that's bloody. And there was one last night, the Nate Diaz, the Nate Diaz.

SPEAKER_01 4:06

Nate Diaz versus Mike Per Mike Perry.

SPEAKER_02 4:08

Oh my gosh, that was so bloody. I couldn't watch it.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

I had to stop watching. The thing with that is is that's not that so Mike Perry won uh in the second round due to the corner stoppage because of a cut that Nick Diaz had on his head. He had like three or four cuts on his head. He did, he did. He was he was it was it was a gusher.

SPEAKER_02 4:27

He was a faucet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

There were times like when he would punch him and you would just see blood kind of splatter off in other directions, and I was like, oh my god, this is amazing.

SPEAKER_02 4:36

No, oh you and your dad. Your dad's had the same thing. That's the best fight.

SPEAKER_01 4:41

It was a it was an awesome fight. The the the thing with Nate Diaz is he has always had really thin skin on his head. Yeah, like he just he's always a bleeder. I can't think of a single Nate Diaz fight that didn't end up with him cut somewhere, you know what I mean? And this is the second fight that he's had where the the coroner had to stop it because of um him bleeding. That's crazy. It was crazy. Yeah, his fight be yeah, his fight before Mike Perry also got stopped because of him bleeding. But Nate Diaz is a bad mamma jamma. Like he he has always been a fucking contender. Like he is, he is he is a brawler for sure. I don't know much about Mike Perry from what I could the little research I did. He he did do uh bare knuckle.

SPEAKER_02 5:25

Yeah, that's what he's really for.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Bare knuckles, bare knuckle brawling, which is a whole nother subgenre of anime. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, so that was the only one that got to the second round. So now what let's let's uh talk a little bit about Rhonda and Gina. I was so excited to see those two come in to play. Because the whole thing, the whole buildup was that Carano, Gina Carano is what put ladies on the map for MMA. Right. And she's who allowed Rhonda to be able to like have a step into the doorway. And now Rhonda Rousey was the one of the first, I think she was the first female um competitor on the UFC. So that in itself is a stepping stone. So you bring in these two like phenoms, legends, yeah, exactly. That's the perfect phenoms. That's a perfect way to describe them, these two phenoms together. And we got 17 seconds.

SPEAKER_02 6:19

Oh like as soon as I as soon as they went down to the ground, your dad was like, it was so funny because me and your dad made a bet on it, because dad wanted Rhonda Rousey to win, and I wanted Gina Carano to win. And so we were just joking around about placing a bet. We bet each other five dollars that our person would win, and we barely finished that conversation and the fight was over.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

And it was like, yeah, so within 17 seconds, Rhonda got Gina in an arm bar. Her that is uh that is Rhonda's signature.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

Yeah, and do you remember watching all these guys, all these guys when you were younger?

SPEAKER_01 6:58

Oh yeah, oh yeah. Um, my buddy uh Tyler, he's super into MMA, so he had a fight night uh several months ago. It was it was one of the UFC fights. Um he had a fight night at his house, and I had like had been dying to do another fight night because my parents for years and years would hold these fight nights every month. We would like invite a bunch of people over. It was like one of my it's one of my favorite memories to have at the house just because like it was so big back in the early 2000s, 2010s. It was huge. And everybody, the all my friends were like, How do you know this much about MMA? Because I just don't talk about it. I like it's not it's not something I I voice that like I I'm super into MMA and and whatnot, and they were all just so surprised that I knew so much. Um But it it it last night's card gives me hope to have Netflix be able to do this because Netflix has been doing boxing and that kind of stuff. Um I boxing's okay, like I I can get into it, but so boring.

SPEAKER_02 7:56

I I do like I remember like my dad used to watch boxing and he would get so into it. He would sit on the edge of his seat, and if we dared to talk during boxing, he was like, it was was his favorite boxer Mohammed? I don't know who his favorite boxer was, but like you did not talk what dad was watching boxing because that was like that was bad news.

SPEAKER_01 8:21

And like it was it it was just so uh I don't know, it it felt really nostalgic to be able to sit in my house and watch these these UFC fights or excuse me, these MVP fights. Um but it was really really good and I hope Netflix continues to do this. I think that they they have a good thing going. I I'm I I'm not sure what's going on in the UFC because I just don't follow it anymore. Um, it just doesn't seem to hold the same weight it did several years ago.

SPEAKER_02 8:48

Well that because no b they don't have any competition. Do you know what I mean? You have to have an outside competition like uh in order for you to want to reach to do better. Like if you're just do going the motions of what's in front of you because that's what you're supposed to do, you lose all the like the love and the passion that makes it so interesting to watch.

SPEAKER_01 9:12

You know what I mean? Yeah, and I th no for sure. And I I feel like the the competition last night was really good. And what I liked about it most is it didn't feel like for a long time UFC was like rivals against rivals, who could talk the most shit, who could rally up the other person, which i I understand that has a place in in the fighting world, but I felt like there was genuine mutual respect between all of the athletes last night, and that was nice to see.

SPEAKER_02 9:37

Oh, I don't know the one guy, the one guy talking smack about Jake Paul with Jake Paul standing right there. His dad was like, he's right there, dude.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

I I I know that that was Mike Perry talking shit on Jake Paul. I cannot fucking stand Jake Paul. I fucking I I cannot stand the dude. I I I can't, I just you know what?

SPEAKER_02 10:02

Like or hate him, he has his finger on the pulse of that generation. He does. Like, like or hate him, he he has yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:14

Yeah, I I get it. I uh that is my only criticism about the whole thing last night is how much Jake Paul was involved. But I think he is one of the founders of M MVP.

SPEAKER_02 10:24

So him and the other guy just him and the other guy.

SPEAKER_01 10:27

They showed him at the end of the Ronda Rand fight. Yeah, and he was wearing that that fabulous pink suit. It looks so good on him with his skin complexion. Oh my god, that suit was so good.

SPEAKER_02 10:36

Yes, but those two are the owners of MVP.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

Founders.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

And sorry.

SPEAKER_01 10:41

Yes. So I just have to like suck up my pride. I did enjoy the fights. I don't have to like Jake Paul. I don't have to follow him. I don't have you know, and I just like if he can put on a good show like he did last night for all the cards, I I will suck, I will suck up my pride. But yeah, let me just say it on the air right now. I don't like Jake Paul. I think he's a fuck off.

SPEAKER_02 11:01

Like I said, like like that was one thing that your dad even said when we were watching this. Like, for him to have his his finger on the pulse of so many different things that really interest people, that generation. Like Justin, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00 11:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:18

Yeah, no, for sure. I get it. He it he's got his brand and it works for him, and I can't fault the dude on him on that. I really did want to see Gina and Rhonda go a little bit farther out. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, but it was such ra Rhonda Rousey. It w it was her fight. That was like there's nothing else that we could say we can do.

SPEAKER_02 11:38

Really, I really thought Gina had a really good chance.

SPEAKER_01 11:42

I I uh I 100% thought Gina did, but as soon as I saw Rhonda do that wrestling double leg takedown, it was over. I knew. And I like had went upstairs to grab a beer and um I made sliders last night, so I was grabbing some sliders to eat, and it took me longer to get upstairs, grab my beer and my slider than it did for the fight. Like I was like, well, fuck.

SPEAKER_02 12:04

Like they showed it, and then I looked at your dad and I'm like, can you rewind that? And he's like, Oh, they'll play it again. They played it like another 17 times because it was only 17 seconds, so they showed it like a hundred times last night. It was good.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

It was I I I think Rhonda is done. She has stated publicly that she's this is the last time she's gonna come fight. She and she only did she's so funny last night.

SPEAKER_02 12:28

She's like, I want to have another baby. I gotta get cooking.

SPEAKER_01 12:32

And she's looking at her husband, and then they're making out in the octagon. Um, she has stated that she's not gonna do it. This was just like a once-in-a-lifetime chance to not only meet her hero, but to like to get into the octagon with her, you know what I mean? And she did say, I didn't want to hurt her, I don't want to do that. There was an interview where um someone asked Rhonda if you got Gina into an arm bar and she didn't tap, would you break her arm? And Rhonda said, Of course I would, but I would also help her up after the fight was called. So there's that neutral respect, but also Rhonda came out to like she had something to prove and she proved it. And I just hope that like Gia comes back and wants to do this again. Cause she said that last night. She's like, I I I just wanted to hit the bitch. Like I didn't even get a chance to hit her. Like poor thing. And it wasn't like a I love her hair. Oh, so good. I have I have uh uh I have a crush on Gina, and I've had a crush on her since I saw her on American Gladiators.

SPEAKER_02 13:28

She's so beautiful, like beautiful, like inside and out. Like when she got cancelled, even af when she got canceled, she did it with very like she was very poised. Yes, and she didn't like she clapped back a little bit because but who wouldn't? But she was standing up for a certain right, yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

And she like she said that this fight brought back her love of mixed martial arts. She like she said she lost a bunch of weight. I think she said she lost like a hundred pounds. Yeah, a hundred pounds just for the fight.

SPEAKER_00 13:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

And like that kind of perseverance and falling back in love with the sport. Like, I I really hope we get to see Gina again. I really, really do. I just like because she's a beast. When she like, if you go to throw down with her, you're gonna get fucked up. That's what she said too. She's like, I just wish they'd set me up with another striker. Like instead of a grappler.

unknown 14:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

Yes, because that's the whole thing, because like uh Muay Thai for striking, hands down, some of the best striking you will ever get. Jiu-jitsu, that's the best ground and pound you'll ever get. Like, think of um Anderson Silva when he came on with that moy thai his first time in the LC. Hoo wee. If he got his hands around your neck, you were getting the shit rocked. You were getting your shit rocked. So I would have liked to see her her do a little bit more time more moy thai, but I I I thoroughly did enjoy the the fights last night for sure.

SPEAKER_02 14:53

Um, yeah. I my favorite was the Ronda Gina fight.

SPEAKER_01 14:57

Um and it was the shortest one of the night, but they just It was the shortest one of the night, and then that they had so much mutual respect for each other. Like Gina popped up and just was laughing. She just like, what else are you gonna do? Like she just popped up and laughed and then they hugged, and I'm not sure what was said between them, but it it seemed like mutual respect and camaradity between those two athletes. Yeah, yeah. So hopefully this isn't the last time we've seen Gina and Rhonda. If you happen to stumble upon this podcast, I hope you're getting all your your your babies made and your ducks taken care of. True, true. She made me want to try a duck egg. She's like, duck eggs are delicious. And I said, Are they?

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Are they really like duck itself isn't that good? I don't think a duck egg would be any better. Like chicken eggs, yummy. Chicken chicken, yummy, yummy.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Duck duck tastes like mud. Yeah. The best way that I've learned to cook duck in the several times I have cooked duck is you have to have an open flame. So I usually use my grill, and then I'll get like the cedar planks, and you you have the duck on the cedar plank, and you completely burn the duck up to a crisp and then eat the cedar plank.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

You're such a dork. Oh, you're so funny.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Oh, I was expecting some really good advice there on cooking.

SPEAKER_01 16:18

That is good advice. Don't eat duck, it's gross. It tastes like muck. Yeah, don't eat like yeah. How many times do you let a teenager get away with something before you're like, okay, we're fucking done, dude? Like, you can't do this anymore. Two. Two. That's a good one. And why is that?

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Well, after raising you and Justin, like, if I have to ask you to stop doing something or ask you to do something, and I have to ask more than twice, then someone's someone's gonna get in trouble.

SPEAKER_01 16:46

Someone's getting a flip-flop to the head. Um, let's just let's just say that I uh Justin was a much easier child to raise than I was. I was um maybe it's the oldest. I don't know. Um I I did like to push boundaries. I always have. Yeah. Well, a 14-year-old boy stole a bus and drove A bus wait, a bus? Yes. 14-year-old boy stole and drove a bus for the third time in six months. A boy drove the bus from Osclo to Kristan. Previously, he has driven in the scavenger area and to Sweden. Police received a report on Sunday morning of a young driver behind the wheel of a bus in the area around. So are we talking like a big yellow bus?

SPEAKER_02 17:31

We talking like a little like short bus. What are we talking about?

SPEAKER_01 17:35

Public transportation bus.

SPEAKER_02 17:37

So like a UTA bus.

SPEAKER_01 17:39

Yes. Wow. A big bus. The big one. The big one. Yes. A young driver behind the wheel of a bus in the area of Grimstan. The bus was traveling west on the E18, and police stopped the vehicle on west of Kristan. The driver of the bus is a minor boy who was taken into custody by police and child welfare services, tells operations manager Ronnie Anderson in the Agener Police District to NRK. I don't know if I'm saying any of those fucking words right. This is not the first time the Eastern Police District informs NRK that the 14-year-old boy is the same one who also stole a bus in Oslo earlier this year and drove it to Sweden. He also stole a bus in the How close is Oslo to Sweden?

SPEAKER_02 18:28

That's like he left the country in a bus. And my question is why are all these buses so available to be stolen?

SPEAKER_01 18:36

Holy shit. It's a seven-hour drive from Oslo to Sweden. It's not a little drive. Oh my gosh. Holy crap! That is crazy. I thought may I thought at most maybe an hour, maybe seven hours, six hours and fifty-three minutes without stopping. Well, I doubt he stopped.

SPEAKER_02 19:02

He was a fugitive. He maybe did that in five and a half. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 19:07

The boy drove the bus for around three hours, stopping in Sanders, uh Ray Fast, and Scavenger before returning the bus itself. Oh my gosh. Operations manager Roon Eskinsey in the Eastern Police District says the case is serious. Well, you think you're fucking hope it's serious. With previous cases, we take it very seriously that a boy at such a young age steals a bus and drives it in traffic, he says. The operations manager also goes on to say the police in Edgar uh have the boy under control this time. Two, he is said to have been driving a bus. A 14-year-old boy is a resident of Eastern Police District. Um they didn't have any further comments. Good night.

SPEAKER_02 19:56

And I thought my story was a kicker.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

That is crazy. I didn't realize how far those two places were. What do you do to that boy? Oh, we're like, what do you like? Do you throw the book at him? Like, I don't know, because Sweden they're they're really known for their reforming. I've watched several 60 Days In and that kind of thing, where they where this guy goes into like all these crazy prisons. And the one he was in Sweden, he like he had his own suite, he had his own TV, he could make his own meals, but their success rate with treating these people like people were higher than other countries um and their jail systems. So I just I just don't know. But I I think that kid needs the wooden spoon to the back of his ass at that age.

SPEAKER_02 20:36

Oh, something. He needs And then he's done it three different times. It's ridiculous. All right. Have you ever like lost a job or quit a job or stopped working at some place or whatever? And then like, I want to go back and I just want to punish them. Like I've had a couple jobs where I'm like, I just want them, I just want these people to suffer a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 21:05

See, I have the luck of knock on wood that I have never been fired or laid off. Uh all the jobs that I have left has been on my own accord because I found something better. Right. So no.

SPEAKER_02 21:17

Well, some fired employees take the high road when they leave their job, and some take the low road. Some choose to defraud their former employer out of tens of thousands of dollars via macaroni and cheese. Say that. Wait, what? So such was allegedly the case for Keyshawn Jones, who was fired from his job at Chick fil A in Great Vine, Texas. And about a month later, in November of 2025, he began showing up randomly, returning and returning to the restaurant, hopping behind the counter and ringing up fake orders of mac and cheese, only to refund those to his own credit card. The restaurant owner Reported the thefts, which totaled more than $80,000 and 800 fake orders. And after a lengthy investigation, police arrested Jones on April the 17th on charges of theft, of property, money laundering, and evading arrests. That's a lot of money.

SPEAKER_01 22:20

That's a lot of mac and cheese.

SPEAKER_02 22:22

Can you imagine how much mac and cheese that would be? It kind of reminds me of the lemon story from last week. Like these people are like out there thinking, yeah, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna make life living hell for my former boss, my former whatever.

SPEAKER_01 22:42

I just like want a picture of what eighty thousand dollars worth of mac and cheese looks like. Like I need a scale. I need the banana scale.

SPEAKER_02 22:49

I don't I you'd have to go to like an industrial like garbage dump or something to get a scale that would go up that high. That's a lot of mac and cheese. That's a lot. I I like me some mac and cheese though. You can find me on that.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

Some chicken cheese. And you said it was Chick-fil-A, right? Yes. Yeah, I don't I've actually never eaten Chick-fil-A. Um so I don't know. Is there mac and cheese okay? Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. Just gonna have to take your that's a that's a lot of that's some uh gumption right there.

SPEAKER_02 23:17

I just it's it just boggles my mind to code out what people do to other people and think that it's okay.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

Yeah, but that and like the more we do this podcast, the more creative people get, I feel like. Yeah. They want to be known. Like uh eighty thousand dollars. What would you do with eighty thousand dollars right now?

SPEAKER_02 23:38

Um, I would pay off some bills. Yeah, that's a good thing. And go to and then take e everyone I love to Cozumel for a really amazing trip to Cozumel.

SPEAKER_01 23:48

Are you guys planning on going anytime soon? It's been a minute.

SPEAKER_02 23:51

It's been it's been almost ten years. That that's a minute. Um, it's probably changed a little bit. I know that the resort that we go to has had a lot of renovations done. Um so yeah, but that's what I would do.

SPEAKER_01 24:09

There was uh it might have been like the one of the last years you guys went. I was still in high school. And was it the AC or the power that went out?

SPEAKER_02 24:17

Oh, at home. Yeah, here at the house. The power went out. Our power box that we had on the back of the house.

SPEAKER_01 24:25

The motherboard or something. The mother And it was like the second day you guys were gone. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

It happened a day before we left. And so I was able to get all the appointments set before we left to get it turned back on. But we went. Ike we'd paid for the tickets already.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

I don't blame you on it. Like as a kid, I was like, these motherfuckers leaving me in this dark, hot ass house while they go to like as a kid, I was pretty upset. But as an adult, you paid it, you go. Like that's my mindset now. You paid it, you go. True, true. Um, but yeah, we were left in the dark for maybe three or four days before they could come. Yeah. Well, they they had come out, seen what was wrong, they found out it was the motherboard. They had to order the motherboard and then install it. So that's what took the timeline. Yeah. Um, but yeah, it was it was hot and muggy.

SPEAKER_02 25:17

It was just it if it makes you feel any better, it was hot and muggy in Cosmel too.

SPEAKER_01 25:22

Oh yeah, it makes me feel so much better while you're drinking my ties with your toes in the sand. Oh, yeah. Was that the trip that dad accidentally got some of the water in his mouth and got all sick? Oh no. No? Okay. So you know what a Wawa is, right? Mm-mm. It's like a convenience store. That's what it's called, a WAWA Wawa. Um, a Wawa fight got very weird very fast in New Jersey with flying sugar landing to an arrest. Oof. A Wawa customer was arrested in Cumberland County after he was accused of assaulting two people with a sugar container and a bizarre fight. Officers responded to the store on the 100 block of East Broad Street in Bridgerton shortly after 9 a.m. Thursday after a reported assault, according to police and court documents. Police say two customers, a 46-year-old uh Vinland man and a 41-year-old Brighton woman, got into an argument that turned physical. The Vineland man pushed past an employee employee and grabbed a Wawa sugar container, according to an affidavit. The man poured sugar on the on the other customer and a 55-year-old woman, Wawa employee, police say. The man then struck both women with the sugar container, police said. Good night. No one was injured, according to police. What? Officers said that they had no information on the what sparked the argument. The customer did not know each other uh beforehand. Uh the man was found nearby a short time later and arrested. He was charged with third-degree courts of aggravated assault on a store employee and possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose, along with disorderly person charges of simple assault. He's in jail and pending a court hearing. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 27:11

I Yeah. You gotta grab whatever you can. It's true. Like fight a fight's a fight.

SPEAKER_01 27:18

I think it's time for some what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? So, mama, what do you mean on this subject? What you got?

SPEAKER_02 27:27

Japan is using robot wolves to scare off bears. Robotic wolves have glowing eyes and scare make scary sounds and are being used to help keep bears away from populated areas. But like what I don't like, can you imagine this is being done in Japan? But can you imagine if we try to do that here in the US, someone would steal those wolves so fast?

SPEAKER_01 27:54

Well, they're doing the kind of the same thing in Florida with those rabbits. Remember, I talked about that several months ago where they have the robot rabbits and they're trying to find out where all the anacondas are in Florida. Oh yeah. Yeah. So this is just a bigger scale of that. Yeah. Um, that's nightmare fuel. That that is nightmare fuel. Like if you were wanting to what really got me is the glowing eyes. That that's what really set me.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

That's nightmare fuel. Right? Just seeing glowing eyes i in the woods somewhere. Like that is nightmare. That is something that nightmares are made out of. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

No. Is it working? It doesn't say if it's working or not. It's just saying that they're doing it. Okay, we're gonna have to revisit this one. Yeah, one question is is um, are robot animals helpful technology or the beginning of a horror movie?

SPEAKER_01 28:45

I think the simple, most accurate answer to that question is yes.

SPEAKER_02 28:51

Right? And it just makes you ask yourself, what the hell? What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean they've got robotic who came up with the glowing eyes? Well, who came up who was like, you know what, we've got a bear problem. And the first thing they went to was, you know what, we should invent? We should invent a wolf that will scare the bears away. It just, yeah, what do you mean?

SPEAKER_01 29:17

That that's nightmare fuel for sure. I thought like, what is it AI fueled? Is that how the robots or is someone driving a joystick running around?

SPEAKER_02 29:26

Yep, no, they're AI.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Yeah, that that's what we need is AI rabid wolves in the AI fight.

SPEAKER_02 29:34

The best part is it's happening in Japan, so we'll be able to hopefully see it and understand it and stop it before it moves over into the United States. Jesus Christ. Because we couldn't do that here in the US because people are just people they would hunt them for sport. Right? Totally. It's ridiculous. What do you mean? What do you just what do you mean that this is what they're doing? Like, I want to be in these, I want to uh coda. What I wouldn't just a fly on the wall. That's my that would be my superhero like stance. Like, what do you want? I want to be, I want to be involved. We have a bear problem. What should we do? Well, you know what? Bears are afraid of wolves. Well, we don't have any wolves. We're an island in Japan. They're like, well, you know what, let's make some. Like, I want to know who floated that idea and who got fired for that idea.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

Obviously, no one did. Because it went through. It went to the production line, right? It's like, yeah, it's true.

SPEAKER_02 30:35

It's it's out there now.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

Yeah, we're gonna have to keep up on that one because I want to know.

SPEAKER_02 30:40

Yeah. So speaking of follow-up, do you have a follow-up on your poor departed Denver that got Denver Denverite that got sucked up in the airplane?

SPEAKER_01 30:52

Yes, I do. From the little research I was able to do, it seems like this was an attempt at suicide. Yes. Um that this person did. What a way to go out.

SPEAKER_02 31:02

Like they showed pictures and then they had they like, I think I sent them to you in TikTok. Um Okay. So go on TikTok and like go up a little bit and you'll see some videos that I got from it. And they have like a couple videos where it's like everything's grayed out because there's just blood everywhere, and it's like a horrifying scene, and it's like a scene from a murder scene or something.

SPEAKER_01 31:26

So Alright, Cody, you got anything else for me today? Do. So Trevor City Woman accused of hiding stolen wine in a body cavity. Wait, no. No. Trevor City Woman is accused of stealing alcohol first by drinking it in the store, then hiding it in her body cavity. It happened over the weekend on the 16th century.

SPEAKER_02 31:49

Wait a minute. What was she it? These were mini bottles, right? They have to be mini bottles. Hey, no, no. We're about to take this right together.

SPEAKER_01 31:56

Oh no. I would think if it's a mini bottle that um she would have finished it because she was drinking it in the store. I don't think it's a mini bottle based on this is what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

She's going no place well.

SPEAKER_01 32:11

Um police said the 48-year-old was caught drinking a bottle of alcohol in the store over the weekend. She was brought to Munson Medical Center for treatment. The next day, police said the woman went back into the same store and allegedly took a bottle of Chardonnay.

SPEAKER_02 32:27

That's a big bottle. Those are those are that's a bottle of wine, ladies and gentlemen, that that are not drinkers. That's a that's a big bottle of wine.

SPEAKER_01 32:38

That's ridiculous. Police arrested the woman and found the bottle of wine at the jail. The bottle was allegedly inside her person. Uh, it doesn't say what cavity, but I'm sure we can throw that hot dog down that trench way and figure out what hole it was in. The woman is being charged with two counts of uh retail fraud, one count of smuggling it. Smuggling.

SPEAKER_02 33:01

They got it for smuggling.

SPEAKER_01 33:03

Fuck yeah, they did. That is too much. That's all it says. It doesn't say what cavity or half big the bottle is, but I'm pretty sure our imaginations can do it justice.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

I'm gonna follow up with the Japan robot wolves, and you're gonna follow up with woman. There's gotta be more to that story. Okay, I will try. All right, guys. That's it for us today. I hope you had a wonderful time. Don't forget to like, share, subscribe, tell all your friends about current chatter, and we will see you all next week. Don't forget to drink your water and talk to your therapist. Bye-bye. Wait, wait, how much are they getting for it?

SPEAKER_01 33:54

I've never been so uncomfortable in my fucking life. Oh my god.