Episode 51: Who Approved This Timeline?

This week on Current Chatter, Kota and Losa kick things off with a heartfelt tribute to the victims of a tragic plane crash at LaGuardia, reflecting on how quickly things can go wrong and the weight of human error. From there, the conversation takes a sharp turn into the bizarre and hilarious because what’s Current Chatter without a little chaos?

They dive into everything from sharks testing positive for cocaine and caffeine in the Bahamas, to a Florida man in tinfoil armor attempting to joust passing cars (yes, really). The weird only escalates with stories of “flying spiders” parachuting across the U.S., sinkholes swallowing cars whole, and a father-son duo accused of fathering hundreds of children through sperm donation.

Somewhere between dark humor and genuine disbelief, Kota and Losa also react to a jaw-dropping case involving a quadriplegic suspect in a murder investigation proving truth really is stranger than fiction.

Packed with wild headlines, unfiltered reactions, and plenty of laughs (plus a few goosebumps), this episode is a rollercoaster through the strange side of current events.

As always stay hydrated, take care of your mental health, and brace yourself for the unexpected.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:04

Welcome to Current Chatter, the place where we dive into the latest news and happenings going on around the world. Join mother and son duo, Coda, and Losa as they engage in lively debates over current affairs and anything else that sparks a discussion. With diverse perspectives and a bit of fun, you never know what topics will come up next. Tune in every Friday afternoon for your weekly dose of current chatter. Hello, hello, hello. It's Friday afternoon. You know what that means? It's time for a little bit of current chatter. How are you doing again, Coda?

SPEAKER_00 0:44

I'm doing excellent. I've had a pretty long week, but I'm I'm here. I'm ready to do this. I'm ready to have some giggles. How about you?

SPEAKER_01 0:52

About the same. Yep. I'm going on a retreat this weekend, a cancer survivor's retreat. So I'll be leaving on Friday and be coming home um Sunday. So I'm pretty excited about that. That'll be pretty interesting. I've never been to one of those, but nice.

SPEAKER_00 1:07

Are you gonna like have your titties out in the wind and screaming at the void?

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Screaming into the void. I think there will be some screaming into the void, but I don't think that there'll be uh free the tatas, you know.

SPEAKER_00 1:23

That was the whole point of free the tatas was for breast cancer awareness.

SPEAKER_01 1:28

That'll be fun. That'll be in Park City, so I'll have to I'll let you know how that goes, but we yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

Excellent. Park City is such a nice place. Yeah. Too bougie for me, though.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

A little bougie. I can be bougie for a couple of days.

SPEAKER_00 1:43

But you gotta save up six months to do it, right? So I just wanted to start today's podcast from current chatter, our condolences for the family members of the two pilots who died in LaGuardia. Two pilots dead, forty-one people hospitalized after Air Canada pilot hits a fire truck when landing in LaGuardia, causing airport closure.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

It's crazy. Have you actually seen the video yet, Coda?

SPEAKER_00 2:12

It's wild. You watched it right. It's just absolutely insane. CRJ 900 uh jet was landing from Montreal with 72 passengers and four crew members after its landing shortly before midnight yesterday when it crashed into a truck responding to an unrelated emergency. Reading through um this article, it sounds like the fire truck was responding to a different aircraft that had a uh um some sort of odor admitting from the air vents. So they evacuated everyone from the plane and were having the fire crew come out and inspect the plane to see what was going on. And on their way to inspect it, the air traffic control people gave them the okay to cross this certain landing strip. And as they're crossing it, this uh CRJ 900 jet comes landing, and it's from at the estimated speed, it's going about 105 miles an hour as it's landing. And I don't think the firetruck was going more than 20 miles an hour when the plane T-boned this fire truck.

SPEAKER_01 3:18

And the plane It's so tragic that people had to die, but oh, it's so good. It could have been so much worse.

SPEAKER_00 3:25

Both of the pilots died. And like I said, there was 41 injured people. I believe 30 or so have already been um released from the hospital with serious injuries, but not as serious as they could have been. One of the flight attendants was strapped into her seat as they were landing, and her seat was ejected from the plane, and she landed, still buckled into her seat on the runway. Miraculously, somehow she survived. If I were her, I would hit up the lottery and go to the casino. Like, I I I don't know how you can be strapped into a seat, I thrown so far, and still survive. The craziest thing about it is they've caught audio from the air traffic control frequency trying to avoid the deadly smash. You can hear the person that is giving the fire truck the green light to cross the runway, telling them stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. And when the crash happens, you can hear this person saying, Oh, I messed up. That's audible in the recording. And I I sit here and I think, like, what if I had made that call? And now two people were dead because of me because I wasn't paying attention. And that it doesn't seem like the visibility was uh very bad. I mean, there was some um it was light rain and they the pilots could see about four miles in front of them, you know. But either way, it's just it's uh it's just a shit situation, and our hearts go out to those families of those um deceased pilots for sure.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Yeah. So bad. Thank you for that, Coda. Mm-hmm. What else you got for me tonight?

SPEAKER_00 5:00

So this one made me giggle. Um, sharks in the Bahamas are filled with cocaine, caffeine, and painkillers. Cocaine, caffeine, and painkillers? Yes. That's a deadly concoction right there.

SPEAKER_01 5:14

If you're gonna go out, might as well go with all three.

SPEAKER_00 5:19

Crystal clear waters of the Bahamas are filled with enough traces of human pharmaceuticals and illegal drugs that it's showing up in shark blood. A new study published by Environmental Pollution found that sharks off the coast of the Bahamas are carrying trace amounts of various drugs. The research team led by biologist Natalia Wushnick, I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly, uh, analyzed blood samples of 85 sharks, and nearly a third tested positive for substances including caffeine, anti-inflammatory drugs like acetaminophen and ibuprofen, and in one case cocaine.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

So they make it sound like these poor animals are like doping it up in the on the corner drugstore, but it sounds like it's just like I guess I don't know, is that a first world problem where we have sharks that ingest so m you know?

SPEAKER_00 6:16

I just want to know how it's getting into the ocean. Like the ocean's such a big place. It would have it would it would have to be a lot of those substances.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

They were blowing those those drug boats out of the water for a couple of months there before I know, but the those are drug boats.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

Those are gonna have like cocaine and meth and what's what I'm saying. They were in the Caribbean. Only w only one percent of the sharks have cocaine in them. The meth boats have nothing to do with that. I'm saying they've got the the painkillers and um what was the other one? Methamphetamine, painkillers, and caffeine. So it's either like escaping people's bodies as they're in the ocean. I don't know. I just read that and went, what the heck? Like it gives Shark NATO a run for its money. Like the next movie they're gonna come out is like Cocaine Shark. Like they did Cocaine Bear and Meth Gators, which, by the way, hysterical. You need to watch. Meth Gators? Meth Gators. Did you didn't hear about that? And I think it I think it was Florida. They asked the people to stop flushing the meth down the toilet because it was getting the gators all fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 7:22

Only in Florida. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 7:25

Can you imagine a methed out gator?

SPEAKER_01 7:27

Florida. Florida has had a really rough year so far.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

Especially on current chatter.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

We are like, but Florida this, Florida that, Florida this. Speaking of Florida, um, have you heard of the Florida man who dressed in a tinfoil suit and tried to joust a moving car with a pool noodle?

SPEAKER_00 7:50

So say that sentence. Say that sentence one more time for the people in the back, please.

SPEAKER_01 7:55

A Florida man put on a tinfoil armor, grabbed a pool noodle, and tried to joust a moving vehicle. So when the police got there, he was he was in trying to intimidate moving vehicles to joust with him. I don't know. This one, this one confuses me, and I pulled it, I pulled it into our our run through tonight because it's Florida, and Florida's just been on our list, our shit list this year.

SPEAKER_00 8:24

What what drugs? Because there has to be drugs involved. There's no way there's no drugs involved.

SPEAKER_01 8:30

So it says that the he was arrested and that charges would include disorder contact and unsafe behavior and traffic, but it doesn't say what he anything he was on.

SPEAKER_00 8:41

Okay. So let's take a guess here. We'll check back in, we'll say next week on this story and see if they tell us what drugs. I'm gonna either say meth or PCP, because those are the only two drugs that are gonna make you act a fool like that. What's your guess?

SPEAKER_01 8:55

Um maybe s I don't know, boo. There's so many new like designer drugs out there, I don't know them all anymore.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

That's very true. I stopped paying attention to the new drugs after bath salts came out because I was like if bath salts aren't safe, then nothing safe. I just want to relax in a bath and now I gotta worry about getting high and eating people's faces.

SPEAKER_01 9:17

Only if he lived in Florida, though.

SPEAKER_00 9:19

Does it does it say if he won his jousting competition, did he do well?

SPEAKER_01 9:23

I'm assuming the answer is no because they arrested him. We gotta find video of this. The only video the only the only photos I found were of this man dressed in tinfoil.

SPEAKER_00 9:38

So it was like like just straight up aluminum foil he wrapped all over himself. That dude's my hero.

SPEAKER_01 9:45

Grabbed a pool noodle and went to town. Was like, I'm gonna win this fight. This is the first fight I'm gonna win.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

Oh shit. Molly, you know what a quadroprolegic is, right? So they're missing all four limbs. Well, this professional quadroprolegic amputee also is a cornhole player. He's a professional cornhole player, which I don't know how that works. Do they toss it with their mouth? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

They'd have to. That's the only thing they have left. Sorry, don't mean to be cruel. Unless sorry, not sorry.

SPEAKER_00 10:18

Unless they just unless they just put another nub and f flop it.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

But if he doesn't have any arms or legs.

SPEAKER_00 10:25

Well, uh these people are are our heroes. They're multi-talented. Multi-faceted. Well, this particular quote quad quadraplegic is in connection to a murder case.

SPEAKER_01 10:40

See, now when you say when you say murder, like, don't you have to like like how do you murder somebody if you don't have any arms or legs?

SPEAKER_00 10:49

That is the question for the ages. Uh the police department was flagged down by two people near an area of La Plata Road and Radio Studio Road in La Plata. An investigation revealed a witness where in the backseat of a car with when the driver, uh, Dylan James Weber, 27, shot and killed the front seat passenger during an argument. How? Weber pulled over in the area of radio station road and asked the passenger to help pull the victim out of the car. However, Oh, the victim was the victim was the quadriplegic. He wasn't the Wait. No, he can't be the victim because he's in jail for murder, mama. If if he was the victim, he would be in the hospital. Well, I thought that they said that they pulled him out of the car. No, he's at there it sounds like there's three people in the car: the driver, passenger, and then the backseat passenger. The backseat passenger is the one who shot the driver, and the front seat passenger was just a witness, and the backseat passenger asked the other passenger to help pull him out of the car. Dispose of the body. Supposedly. Again, supposedly. Everyone's innocent until proven guilty. Weber then fled with Wells still in the car. All occupants of the car are known to each other. Uh the sheriff's patrol officers responded and assisted in facing the location in which Weber may have fled. Nearly two hours later, a resident in the 10,000 block of Newport Church Road called 911 to report a body in a yard. So they just dumped his body? Officers responded and found the victim. Uh Broderick Michael Wells, 27, was pronounced deceased at the scene. Detectives from the sheriff's office obtained a warrant for Weber's residence and located Weber's car in Virginia. Weber was found at a nearby hospital seeking treatment for a medical issue. Upon being released from the hospital, Weber was arrested by police officers and was charged as a fugitive from justice. He's awaiting extradition to Charles County where he will be charged with first degree murder, second degree murder, and other related charges. You know what's crazy? Is in this article they show a picture of Weber h holding a gun in his nubs. It looks like one of his appendages has what looks like fingers or phalanges, you know? And I'm guessing he just held it and and squeezed the trigger.

SPEAKER_01 13:34

Well, there's a will, there's a way, I guess. Not always a good thing.

SPEAKER_00 13:37

I can fucking guess. Oh, there's a video of him shooting a gun. Let's see this. How is he shooting this gun? And he's also loading the gun? Hold on, I'm just playing now. Oh, he definitely doesn't have any phalanges.

SPEAKER_01 13:49

Okay. He has hands at the end of those nubs. I don't think that he should be considered a full quadriplegic. No, well look at the video.

SPEAKER_00 13:57

I cannot see any type of fingers at all. I think he's just got his nub in in in in the on the trigger. He's got a video, there's a spot. There's a like a spot where he's loading it and but as he's loading, he does not have any kind of fingers or anything. Like get to the part where he's loading it and then he cocks it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

That's crazy. What the fuck? Well if you think that's a bad week, how about if you're charged instead of charged with murder, you walk in you walk outside only to realize that the flying spiders from in reality are back from Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. Flying spiders? Like they have wings? They do not have wings. What they do is they send out their thread. They're it catches on the wind and it blows them around, which makes them they're called flying spiders.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

So they make like a parachute with their whips. The fucking That's stuff of fucking, isn't it?

SPEAKER_01 15:01

And they're like you can just run in. Dad said that um he heard they could get as big as the palm of your hand.

SPEAKER_00 15:08

Fuck no. Mm-mm. I don't need to live here anymore. Nope. No. Where is this at? So I will never f go there. If you say Australia, I'm gonna cry.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

Probably um Florida.

SPEAKER_00 15:21

Flying spiders. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Oh, let's see.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

It doesn't say what state they're in, Boo. They'll trap they can travel hundreds of miles using one balloon. Too much.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

Too much. So what made them come back? Like they just disappeared and now they're back? What the heck?

SPEAKER_01 15:40

And it just says that um in March of 2026, reports of the flying parachuting spiders started to crop up all over the United States. People are seeing webs floating through the air like parachutes, uh landing on cars, tree trees, and people. Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_00 16:02

Mm-mm. So it says it happens in the US, Europe, Australia, and Asia. And other people call it spider ring to kind of give it some whimsical shit instead of a holy hell fire. It's like I would burn my house down. There's I asked ChatGPT, and ChatGPT was like, here's a raid sponsorship, a spider spray. Keep spiders out of your home. You hear a lot of help.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

Sometimes it's so helpful, and other times it's so not.

SPEAKER_00 16:37

Landing on you. If you want, I will tell you what you're seeing. Like webs in the air, spiders landing on you, and I'll help you pinpoint exactly what's going on. Chat GPT tells me. If a spy a spider flies onto me, I am not going to pull out my phone and Chat GPT, what just happened, I'm going to lose my fucking mind and tear myself limb from limb.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

It's like everywhere at once, and you can't fight it.

SPEAKER_00 17:06

No. No. No. I I am terrified of suffocating, like being buried alive or drowning. I'm terrified of suffocation. I would rather suffocate and die than have a be in a field of flying spiders. There's no fucking way. I got the hibity-jibities, the goosey bumps. Yeah. Everything everything's crawling. I feel like I got spiders all over the side.

SPEAKER_01 17:32

Years and years and years ago, I didn't put my shoes on and there was a big wolf spider in my shoe.

SPEAKER_00 17:37

Ooh, that'll fuck you up. Like I always check my shoes now before I put them on. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. One time at grandma and grandpa's old house in West Jordan, you remember how they had that awful sh huge shed in the backyard. And then if you walk along the side of it, they've got that it was like something I think grandpa made grandma where they could have the grapes and whatnot, but grandma let it get overgrown and it just was like this awful little spider habitat. Remember that? So I remember like being in between the the grapevine little seating area they had and the shed, and the spider was crawling toward me, and I remember stomping on it, and it had babies. And then I lifted up my foot and then they all went. It just like exploded into thousands of spiders, and I I pissed my pants, and I'm sure I drowned at a couple of them because I peed so goddamn much. Yeah. Yeah, that that lives in my mind rent free.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

So no f so that's a no on the flying spiders.

SPEAKER_00 18:38

So when you think of a father-son bonding activity, what's the first thing that comes to mind?

SPEAKER_01 18:44

Um hunting with your dad.

SPEAKER_00 18:47

Hunting, fishing, um, going to the movies, maybe an arcade, doing something fun like that, axe throwing, anything like that. Well, this father and son um have been accused of fathering hundreds of kids and are now banned from donating sperm in Quebec.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Canadians are weird. Like, all right.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

That's weird. Judge says the number of children conceived by the defendants far exceeds limits remec recommended by experts. Quebec's super superior court has temporarily banned a man and his son from donating sperm after they were accused of fathering hundreds of children. The interjection against the two men will remain in effect while the wider case against them proceeds on its merits. They are being sued by a woman who has had three children using the sperm of one man and a fourth child with the genetic material of the man's son. So she has four children. Three of them are by the father, and the fourth one is by the son. She says the two men violated the terms of their agreement, which had led allegedly that one man should stop donating sperm after fathering twenty-five children, and the other would stop after ten children. She says the two men, excuse me, uh court documents state that the woman, through her own research, discovered that the father is linked to more than four hundred and fifty children. And the other more than a hundred and sixty children.

SPEAKER_01 20:30

Oh, that is such a weird bonding, something to bond over. So bizarre.

SPEAKER_00 20:35

That like, what did you jerk off to today, Dad? Well, I found this really great video on this site. You ought to check it out next time we go, son. What? Yeah. What?

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Yeah, no. I have you have to not like men are gonna be men. Um, but uh you have to blame, take some of the blame on the semen places that collect it and don't follow through with the correct.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

Well Well, if they're going to different locations and these different locations don't communicate to each other, they may be able to get away with it. You know what I mean? It's kind of like back in the day when um the 70s and 80s when serial killers were running rampant, but none of the jurisdictions were talking to each other to connect the dots that this kill is just like this one down here, and then this you know those jurisdictions just didn't communicate. So it's one of those aspects where like Sorry. Uh I I I I I don't know. Like it just like you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 21:31

So weird. It's it it it's just it's not right. They had to know they had to have known what they were doing was wrong. They had to have read the small print.

SPEAKER_00 21:43

I don't know. I guess not. I don't like I I I just like that sperm is potent. It was killing all the other sperm.

SPEAKER_01 21:51

Craziness. Well, if you go in and you can select who you want, wouldn't you want to select somebody who has the same genetic makeup so your kids were somewhat the same? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Yeah, most definitely, so they kind of look the same. But four hundred and fifty children? That's a lot. That's a lot of children. And then at some at some point they they ask you, not that I've been to a sperm bank or anything. I'm not like giving that all up, mama. But they do ask you if you're willing to have the child reach out to you. Can you imagine if you had to go meet 450 children at some point? Like, yeah, I'm your daddy. I jerked off into a cup. How you doing?

SPEAKER_01 22:24

I have I'm speechless.

SPEAKER_00 22:27

What gets me is the father and son bonding activity. Like I just like, why?

SPEAKER_01 22:33

I think that the people who write these articles, they're just it's a lot of it lately has been, I don't know if you've run across this in our search for great stories. There's so much clickbait out there.

SPEAKER_00 22:45

There is definitely a lot of clickbait. I I I get most of my stories from Reddit because Reddit filters through the clickbait. It'll say, hey, this is clickbait, but you gotta check out what these people came up with. You know what I mean? That's a that's where I got the the quadriprotologic who shot someone. I would never have that was not on my bingo card.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

It's not. Typically not.

SPEAKER_00 23:06

Yeah, so our listeners out there, I want I want you to tell me your favorite father and son bonding activity. Mine personally was hunting with my dad and fishing with my dad. I never, ever, ever would ask him if he wants to go to the sperm bank with me.

SPEAKER_01 23:19

Yeah, it's just not a father-son activity.

SPEAKER_00 23:21

How does that How does that conversation even start?

SPEAKER_01 23:25

I don't know. I'm sure it has to do with money.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

Oh, absolutely it has to do with money.

SPEAKER_01 23:32

I need to make a couple hundred dollars. You know how to meet how I can get a quick, fast.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

Yeah. Okay, I can see that for sure. Yeah. No, you're probably right on that one. I just Do you think they went together separately?

SPEAKER_01 23:45

I don't know. I don't want to know. I think I think the less I think about this article, the better off I'll be.

SPEAKER_00 23:52

That's how I feel about your flying spiders. I would rather think about the father-son bonding activity at a sperm bank than flying fucking spiders.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

Well, here's something else you should be worried about. Have you heard uh about what uh uh two cars were at a stoplight and the earth opened up and swallowed them into a sinkhole? Usually, like a sinkhole, they say a sinkhole starts with a little bit of water on the road. Um and it like it's a little bit of a hole and then it gets bigger and bigger. But this one, completely dry, beautiful day, all of a sudden kaplunk. They had to be rescued by fire and safety. How deep of a hole was it? Let's see. No warning signs before the collapse. The drivers didn't have any time to react. It doesn't say. Yeah. But that's a fear for me, like being stopped at a stoplight and then just my car No the spiders is worse though, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 24:52

Yeah, the spiders is 100% worse. Like, what is the likelihood you're gonna get swallowed by a sinkhole? In this one this one instance, it just appeared out of nowhere. You know what I mean? But what do you tell your insurance? I'm sure there's pictures. I would I would hope that the police and fire department took some pictures.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

Oh, I'm sure they did. I don't know if it was for prosperity as much as that you're not gonna believe what I saw. You're believed this.

SPEAKER_00 25:20

Everyone's okay, though, everybody made it out, yeah. Okay, good. Okay, good. Yeah, no, I don't know what I would do. I would I would question my reality if I just started to sink into the s it wasn't a slow sink either.

SPEAKER_01 25:33

Look it up. It's fast. It's just like kapunk. Where did it happen at? I don't know. Let me look it up. Hold on.

SPEAKER_00 25:40

I found a video.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

Not a good day, I tell you. Not a good day. She they probably the road probably saw some flying spiders and just was like tuck telling ran.

SPEAKER_00 25:53

It just gave up. It said fuck it said fuck this. I don't want to live anymore.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

Nebraska. So they have a lot of like their soil erodes in Nebraska. You know what I mean? Like they build roads on top of sand and on top of gravel, and then eventually the underneath pining gets washed away, and then the road sinks.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

Okay. I'm gonna send you the video because I found a video of that happening. It's pretty crazy, right? It's just like they're just they're just sitting at a stoplight and then the earth opens up to swallow them whole. I think I'd be a god-fearing man if that happened to me.

SPEAKER_01 26:36

Sorry, not sorry.

SPEAKER_00 26:39

My bad Jesus. I believe in you, Sky Daddy. Okay, I just sent you the video.

SPEAKER_01 26:48

It's wild. It is wild. It's craziness, I say. Craziness.

SPEAKER_00 26:53

It's a truck and an SUV. And then it just collapses. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:57

That would just, yeah, that's too much for me. I just I wouldn't leave the house after that. The flying spiders don't keep me inside than the sinking, the sinkholes will.

SPEAKER_00 27:08

I would much t I would much rather deal with sinkholes than flying spiders any fucking day. I would much rather try to escape from uh uh quicksand than spiders. I would much rather walk through coals than flying spiders.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

You have much rather close at your house that knock on the glass.

SPEAKER_00 27:28

And I uh I don't want to have them. This was not my decision. I have another adult here with an adult money and adult paychecks to buy whatever they want. I wasn't like, yeah, get that spider, get it. In fact, I was like, do we really need another focus spider in this goddamn house? I will say the amount of like house spiders is very low when you have triantulas.

SPEAKER_01 27:54

I bet. Triantulas is that and that and the cats and stuff, the cats probably stop them.

SPEAKER_00 27:58

Yeah, I bet you the cats probably get a lot more than I ever see. No, you're probably right. Having a house full of cats, yeah. I would like to think it's the other spiders, though.

unknown 28:07

True. I wouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 28:10

I'm gonna just you have to remember for a long time I was sleeping on top of those spiders. Uh no.

SPEAKER_01 28:15

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

Because we didn't have anywhere to to put 'em, so Arin hid them under their bed and we slept on top of them.

SPEAKER_01 28:22

Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_00 28:27

No.

SPEAKER_01 28:28

Like I know that you have them there in the house, and I've been there and I've stayed the night, but I can't think about 'em. Otherwise, I would not be able to come and stay at your house.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

No, you would you would you would have a very nice hotel room with spider-free. I don't even think I've ever pointed them out to you, and you've been in the same area as them.

SPEAKER_01 28:47

I know I have, and I pretend like.

SPEAKER_00 28:49

Not the same room. I told you about the time one got out, right? And then I found it and screamed like a child for Daddy Rin to come save me because I couldn't touch a spider.

unknown 29:05

That is too funny.

SPEAKER_00 29:07

Rin will everin likes to say, I'll never forget the sheer terror in your voice when I scream, Rin, save me. Because of the spiders. The spider had been gone for like two months. I don't know what the spider had done for two months, and I knew I was gonna be I guess. I don't know. But I knew I was gonna be the one to find it. And I just one day came downstairs, didn't see nothing, went to go back upstairs, and it's on the side of the wall, and I lost my nightmare of mine. I have nightmares about it. The spider's probably about as big as my palm, and I saw them on the side of my wall, and I was like, nope. Uh uh. Do I burn my house down now? How can I make this look so I can get my insurance claim? Like, what do I do?

SPEAKER_01 29:54

Well, now that you've mentioned it on the podcast, it's called premeditated.

SPEAKER_00 29:58

So Well, the nice thing is, is I can delete all of that out.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

But you'll leave it in there.

SPEAKER_00 30:07

Uh probably.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

I live on the dangerous side.

SPEAKER_00 30:11

I like the danger. All right, mama, you got anything else for me?

SPEAKER_01 30:17

I do not. What do you you got anything else?

SPEAKER_00 30:19

What did the sushi roll say to the bumblebee?

SPEAKER_01 30:23

I don't know what.

SPEAKER_00 30:24

Wasabi? Wasabi?

SPEAKER_01 30:28

I love it.

SPEAKER_00 30:32

Why are chickens so funny? Why?

SPEAKER_01 30:35

Because that's another good one. The be the wasabi one's better, though.

SPEAKER_00 30:42

The wasabi one's pretty great, uh. Alright, mama. So I just want to close this out again, uh sending our condolences to the family of the the fallen pilots. Um, our hearts go out to uh those family members here at Current Chatter. And as always, guys, please, please, please drink your water and talk to your therapist. Bye bye! Hell yeah, I suck toes. Why? Look at the shitter on that critter.